Speaking of Balls

And while we’re on the subject of balls… Faithful reader CoreyJo of Corey’s DarkCorner and Other Unreachable Spots, whose blog is always beautiful and makes my cock stand up and pay attention, posed a question the other day.

She is curious as to “why do the balls move around? Not the sac tightening & relaxing because of temperature or nearing orgasm, but the balls themselves. Do they ever stop for any reason?”

 What she witnessed in motion on her Sailor were the Cremaster muscles. These small muscles fall into the category of “smooth muscle” – muscle we have no control over, like the heart. This group of muscles in our bodies operate on auto-pilot.

The scrotum controls optimum temps for sperm production; it “scrunches up” to pull our man-berries up closer to the body when they’re feeling a bit cold and it relaxes when the temperature gets too high. So, in a sense, the scrotum might be grouped into the smooth muscle category as well.

But the cremaster muscles control the position of our nuts for other purposes. They envelope the vas cords and loop and attach to the testicles. These are the muscles that pull your balls up when you’re about to blow your batter. They help to eject the sperm from the Seminal Vesicles (where your little swimmers stay while they grow to maturity) when you cum; they place further pressure on your stones to replace what leaves the seminal vesicles when you cum. It’s also thought that the closer we get to ejaculation, the more rambunctious our thrusting and to keep our cajones from slamming around and getting bruised they get pulled up out of harm’s way. Just as they pull up (though you wouldn’t be aware of it) when you face danger. It’s the body’s defense mechanism for our balls.

So the cremasters keep a check on our nuts as stimulation increases or decreases to protect our precious factories from harm.

But remember, you must still do your part. The cremaster muscles won’t help you avoid a kick to the crotch! I know it’s quite a popular thing to play soccer with the jewels hanging free, but in my opinion those guys are taking an awful chance! Violently bouncing balls as you run the field can cause bruising. Taking a kick to the nuts can cause severe enough trauma to result in losing them.

I don't detect a single guy on that team with a jock strap tucked into their dropped shorts. Enjoy it if you must - but don't be surprised if your balls ache after a game, or if one (or God forbid, both!) gets smashed during play. And don't say that Whkattk didn't warn you!