I Did - Sort Of

Last Friday I told you my wife had suggested I get into porn; start my own website, do a solo film shoot, get into directing porn films, whatever - just to get some cash coming in. In the meantime I did a lot of research into websites. It's not cheap. And from everything I could find, the market is so glutted the return isn't so good anymore. Even 'click-throughs' don't generate any real income.

So, after some discussion, and realizing I'm too old to be naked on film. 7.5" cock or not nobody is gonna pay to see an old fart like me beating his meat; there were other considerations as well, but suffice it to say we ruled that out.

Instead, I contacted Corbin Fischer about working off-camera, either directing or producing. And offered our house for location work. So far, there's been no response. Maybe they didn't take me seriously... Maybe I need to be a little more pushy. Whatever. I'm positive I could direct some very nice solo, or buddy and group jack-off stuff if they'd give me the chance. Whatcha think???

Update

Well, my friend's novel did not advance through to the next round. It's a damn shame, too. Because I think it's a very funny book (yes, I've had the pleasure of reading the entire thing in draft form). He's still planning on getting it published and it should be available at bookstores in both print and e-reader editions by the end of the summer.

Or maybe in time for your Summer Reading Enjoyment.

When that happens, I'll post about it here and I hope you guys will give it a chance. It would make a great 'guy movie' and holds tons of possibility as a TV sitcom (for cable of course!). We can only hope lightning strikes and sets this thing on fire!

Anyway, thanks all you Faithful Readers who ventured out to have a peek! You guys are the best!! And here's a reward:

And, of course, we need a little nectar of the gods...

Men's Room II

Two comments from yesterday's post were right on the money. Our good friend Lord Patrick over at MenMenMen mentions that it's a whole new ballgame (no pun intended) when the urinal is a long trough. Then an anonymous commentor touched on the issues and rules of engagement under those circumstances.

Indeed, things change when you discover the only option available is a trough-style fixture. Of course the stall is always a choice. But, let's imagine you walk in and the stall is already taken. What to do? You stand at the opposite end of the trough (or put as much distance between you as possible) and angle your body away from the other guy; and no talking. (Unless, of course, as I mentioned yesterday, you happen to be in a place where looking and maybe even touching could be expected.) A quick glance to check out the dick is normal and damn near automatic. If it's crowded - like the men's room in the Barstow Station in Barstow, California, well...you'll just have to grin and bare (and bear) your meat. And oddly enough, talking is permitted in this situation - mainly because it's a nervous-reaction attempt to draw attention away from the fact that we're all standing there, shoulder to shoulder, with our cocks in hand. Some guys who are extremely piss-shy look for other alternatives - like maybe taking a leak in a little nook out behind the building (I've witnessed this happen).

Anon also notes that should we find ourselves in the great outdoors, the rules change quite drastically - for most of us, anyway. For some reason, pissing outside becomes kind of a game if we're in a group. Suddenly, standing there with your pecker in your hand watering the foliage (if there is any) is nothing to be shy about, you can look at the neighboring cocks as long as noone looks for too long a time, and talking is common; joking about taking a whizz outside is the usual topic, mainly about how much easier we have it than the ladies when we gotta take a leak and there are no facilities (or we've choosen not to use them!).

Semi-boners are quite common in this situation, but oddly enough it's rarely mentioned.

The Men's Room

Last week I went through a short series of emails with a faithful reader who got a little freaked out with this issue. I know he's not the only one who has had this happen and felt uncomfortable with it. Well, okay, it freaked him out a bit. So, it went like this:

He's a young, straight dude in a shopping mall men's room, standing at the urinal with dick in his hand taking a piss. An older dude walks up to the urinal right next to his, whips it out, and...starts jacking off whilst staring at the young meat. This is a bit unnerving to say the least - particularly in an establishment where it isn't expected and particularly if you're a straight man.

The kid clears and shakes, with this dude still staring, hurriedly stuffs his cock back in, zips up, washes his hands and leaves. Five minutes later, he notices the old guy out in the mall who seems to be following him and still staring at his crotch.

Now, like I said, if you're at a gay bar or club, or an adult bookstore, or a bathhouse, or maybe even the local gym steamroom / sauna / showers / lockeroom it might be expected. But out in what one might consider a 'normal' men's room it's a little scary - especially if you're young and have never experienced another dude staring at your cock, trying to engage you in a little buddy-jack or mutual stroking.

Taking a quick peek is normal. Gay, straight, bi, all guys do it if they think they can get away with it. It's done covertly, though - you're just checking out the competition with a sly glance. No problem. But it may be time to revisit a couple of the major 'unwritten-unspoken' rules of men's room etiquette.

Always leave one urinal separating you from another guy. If there are only two urinals and one is in use, you go in the stall. If there's only one urinal, you use the stall - do not stand there behind some dude who's trying to take a leak. If the stall is also in use, go stand in the hallway and wait for one of the guys to exit.

This is becoming especially more important since there appears to be less and less use of privacy panels installed between pissoir's. Eyes straight ahead or looking down as if concentrating on your own aim. No talking while taking a whizz. Even good friends (or co-workers) - if they ever chance to be in there at the same time - rarely converse while they have their cocks in their hands. At the sink, washing hands, it's okay. Maybe.

Here's a fun little game to test your knowledge of

 Men's Room Etiquette.

Ladies, it might be fun for you to learn about this - 1. It may help you to be able to explain the rules to your sons if you're a single mom, 2. It'll help you understand why guys never go to the men's room in pairs like women seem to do all the time.