Thursday, June 14, 2012

Pushy, Pushy

I usually try to get something ready a day ahead. Today, I got nothin'. Well, whatever... I'll just make it up on the fly, I guess. Tuesday, I left a post on a forum about this being Men's Health Month (and Week). Yep, that's me - pushy, pushy, pushy.

I do this for several reasons. At the top of the list is the fact that the health of men in this country is not a priority for very many folks. And, men's sexual health in particular takes a far, far, far back seat; even though, as I've pointed out, a man's sexual health is an indicator of his overall health.

Did you know there's a federal Office on Women's Health? Me neither. Not until the good folks over at Rodale Press pointed out there is no equal office for men's health concerns. Between this and the ever-happening events to prevent breast cancer which never acknowledge that men get this horrible disease as well... Granted, not in the same numbers but it does happen. Matters only get worse when you find out that Medicare and Medicaide do not and will not cover treatments for men because - -

wait for it...

Wait for it....

They're MEN!

I mean, What the Fuck?!?!

This leaves it all up to us, as individuals, to promote good health among our fellow men. This is why I harp on doing the monthly ball check; why I occassionally mention guys should be checking those pecs for lumps (yes, boys! you DO have mammary tissue under those well-defined pectorals); why I encourage people to get over their shyness or embarrassment of boners and jacking off (or discussing these things with their kids); why I urge you to check your cum once in a while for traces of blood; why I urge you men out there to get beyond the fear of popping a boner when going for that annual physical -

Wait! You do do that, don't you? Going for an annual physical, I mean, not popping wood during it. And it's why I urge you to always, always, always be open and forthright with your doctor about any problems you might be having in those 'nether region' organs. Hell, like I've said before, all doctors have seen more cocks and swinging man-berries than you'll ever see in your lifetime (shit, you think they don't surf porn sites? They're human, too, ya know! But they have the added advantage of seeing them up close and in person). And your doc is quite familiar with how everything works - or should be working.

If it ain't getting hard, if it hurts (and not in a good way) when you shoot your load, if there's pain in your nuts when they unload their immature cargo to the seminal vescicles for incubation, for cryin' out loud tell your doctor! If you have trouble taking a leak, if the stream isn't strong, if you're a young men and your cum just drools or dribbles instead of blasting that baby-batter over your shoulder, tell the doctor!

Well, okay, it doesn't have to be THIS strong...

Okay... Sorry for the rant. I'm done now. Go back to your regularly scheduled stroking...and enjoy the toys nature has provided.


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