Monday, October 22, 2012

What's Your Stance?


Last week a Faithful Reader sent me a question regarding new innovations in men's portable "facilities" and asked my impression of them; more specifically if I felt these lacked a sense of respect and dignity for us guys. There appears to be a growing industry taking advantage of men's mew-found freedom of embarrassment, ostensibly to "process a greater number of users."



I do promote men being more open and unashamed of what they were born with and how the package functions. Yes, I do. And I know there are plenty of guys who will not only piss anywhere out in the open, not giving a damn who witnesses it, but will actually get aroused by it from a sense of exhibitionism. There are also people, men and women, who enjoy watching a guy take a whizz from a voyeuristic standpoint (for some odd reason I can't explain, I'm one of those). Then, of course, there's the whole golden shower thing which doesn't interest me at all.






I can - if the need is extremely urgent - pretty much piss anywhere out in the open. And I have. Such was the case during the last Lotto Fever when I pulled into the parking lot, jumped out of the truck, and couldn't get my pants open fast enough! A car pulled in next to me and there I was, pecker in hand with a full stream splashing the ground. The couple never said a word. There was also the long road trip to a Body Electric seminar... I finally had to pull off to the side of the road, and with cars going by, to piss. And there was the nude cruise, where we had to piss off the back of the yatch. And a road trip with my wife and a female friend when I finally couldn't take it any more and told her, "Pull over, I've got to take a leak. I mean now!" And there was the work gig last year in Texas where we had no choice but to whizz out behind the building.





But, mostly, I'm pee-shy. Now, I know this is more from a safety issue. There's something about standing at a urinal which puts us guys at our most vulnerable: backs exposed to attack with our cocks in our hands. I don't think I'd be any more comfortable using one of these new-fangled pissers. And I do think these things show a lack of respect for men's privacy and sense of dignity. Not all men are comfortable pissing in public like this.


And here's the latest:
 

The new P-Tree Urinal... Here's a video and the guys don't seem to be having any reservations about using them, no hesitation at all, even with random people stopping and taking pictures while they're using them.


What do you guys think? Are you okay with using one of these? Does it bother you that anyone can see your cock in your hand while you're standing there letting it rip?

9 comments:

O!Daddie said...

Not to be a hardass... but to me this is insulting to women and children and totally unnecessary.

I have been a diabetic for the past 10 years; have to pee about every 45 minutes and still manage to get to some sort of contained pissoir 99.9% of the time.

Caleel Dennis said...

Not being mean I agree with O!Daddie This is an insult to others. This should be reserved for certain venues.

Anonymous said...

what's the big deal? guys have the luxury of being able to urinate with a degree of discretion utilizing just a little wall, so why not capitalize on that? just because a few people are going to be embarrassed by their inability to use them doesn't mean they should be banned or phased out.

i do have to add that the P-tree may take it a little too far, but in all fairness it looks more like an art installation at some sort of festival than something that's going to be implemented elsewhere.

Westernstock said...

Well, the video seems to come from the Netherlands. Would go down all right there. Got to admit I find the back view of guys in jeans pissing real hot. Yes some of this handsome collection could be starters for a whack attack. The golden shower thing certainly interests me. So we are all different. Pretty shy here about pissing in public. If I feel too exposed I can't get started!

whkattk said...

@ Anon - I don't think they should be banned or phased out. Not at all... And I happen to think the P-Tree is ingenious and can be implemented at many different wooded places.
The other types are already being put to use in quite a few European cities.

whkattk said...

@ Westernstock - that's my only issue - feeling too exposed. No, not my cock - people seeing that doesn't bother me at all. But, I feel too vulnerable to attack...

whkattk said...

Thanks all for your comments! It's something that may become an issue (or not!) in a town or city near you.

AOM said...

I think they are fine to have around. There will definitely be some who will like to use them. It is better than having guys piss on the side of building and sidewalk where I'm about to walk. I personally would rather find a more conventional bathroom, but I suppose in an emergency, I'd go there rather than my pants. It would be funny to piss Butter's style from South Park. Just drop your pants down to your ankles while using these things. : ) Cheers, AOM

Brosthilq said...

Not being mean I agree with O!Daddie This is an insult to others. This should be reserved for certain venues.