Monday, June 24, 2013

Yes, Ma'am, He Does


Well, I hope you all had a good healthy weekend. Ladies, it's just as important for you. And, it's important for you to understand the male physiology.



My wife tells me of a co-worker whose step son is visiting for the summer. Getting aggravated over his not assisting with simple chores around the house, in exasperation she asked, "My God! what does he do all day besides sleep, play video games, and eat us out of house and home!?" My wife's reply: "He's 16, what do you think he does?" There was a blank stare. "He's got the house to himself." Still a blank stare. "He's jacking off!" The co-worker rolled her eyes, "Well, that explains the waste basket full of tissues and paper towels in his bathroom. Oh, my God!! Gross! I'm not emptying his trash anymore!." My wife laughed at her.



Yes, ladies, your sons jack off. So do your husbands. It's a fact of life. Evidently, we need mainstream media to do more.












11 comments:

Westernstock said...

A very valuable post and well made point. Plus, the pics are so expressive of the naturalness of guys jacking off.

O!Daddie now at http://smokeyandme.typepad.com/ said...

I thought this information was in the introduction to "The Care and Feeding of My Teenage Son" by "Clueless"?

AOM said...

I can't believe anyone would not know that all guys jack off. Duh! The tv show Kyle XY made many wank references. I always appreciated that because it approached masturbation as normal, natural, and NOW. : ) Wishing you a hot, hard, horny day my brother. Hugs ans Strokes, AOM

Anonymous said...

like to find that waste basket;) -feels good to cum(and your posts can make any guy do it ;) -but i try and save it for my wife-and that really builds some fun ;)

Your french Patrick said...

I hope you had a good weekend.
As rumour has it, your wife was right.

You: Wassup tho?
Me: Nothing much tho? What 'bout you tho?
You: Same tho. Wanna grab one of these cock to eat tho?
Me: Alright tho! I'm hella hungry of cum tho!
You: Me too tho!
Me: :) tho.

Have a great day, dear professor.
Bisou.

LORD PATRICK said...

Ah! Well! You are certainly doing your bit to spread the good news! Wonderful photos! Thanks! Hugs, Patrick :-)

iama[GAY]keeper said...

been getting mine since I was 12/13

mistress maddie said...

Great blog! Meanwhile at 36, that's all I still do all day!

whkattk said...

@ mistress maddie - Personally, I think that's great! Keep it healthy and it'll serve you for another 45 or 50!

Justin said...

I think my older brother realised I was gay when I kept slipping off to the toilet to jack off when the footy was on.
He's not gay but he could see the signs of a young mans urges.
I couldn't help it. All those fit men in tight shorts, it was either sit there with a raging hard on or tame the wild beast....for a while at least

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