Monday, June 3, 2013

Get It Checked


So, May was Masturbation Month and, in honor of Joycelynn Elders, we cleaned out the pipes really well. Many don't realize it - or perhaps they're unwilling to acknowledge it - but jacking off is a health issue. I've had more than one of my doctors tell me that and instruct me to supplement any other sexual activity with a couple of good wanks a week. I've listened and haven't regretted it at all.


Now, June is Men's Health Month. Though not every post will focus on the health issues of our man-bits, the month will be dedicated to just that: Ensuring cock, man-berries, and buzz-button (that's the prostate, or Male G-Spot) all stay in good working order.


So, if you haven't had one recently, this is the month to schedule that annual physical. Get the cock fully inspected. Get the balls carefully checked out. Get that probing prostate DRE and a PSA test. Get those pecs examined. Then, for a grand finale, have him look you over from top to bottom (scalp to toes), front to back (dick to ass-crack).


If you pop a boner - don't worry. Oddly, this appears to be the number one reason men avoid these types of physical exams; they're too embarrassed to talk to a doctor about 'those things,' too afraid they'll sprout wood while the bits are being touched. It's not a regular happening, but it's not totally unheard of either; if it happens, they aren't offended or surprised. Take it from a guy who knows: That medical professional has seen a boner before. Plus, if he or she is any kind of doctor, you'll be pointedly asked if you're having any trouble...


taking a piss, 

getting your dick to stand up good and hard,

and if your ejaculations are strong and satisfactory.

Because those things are overall health indicators for us; our dicks are our Health Barometer.

14 comments:

O!Daddie now at http://smokeyandme.typepad.com/ said...

ahem... I havent had a physical 'down there' because my new PC is a nice old lady and we aint GOIN THERE!! Would anybody care to check me out, front and back?

AOM said...

Great advice my brother! Thanks for keeping us informed and feeling good about all things natural and normal. Thanks also for the wonderful pix to inspire my cock today! He loved them so much tears flowed from his little eye. LOL Have a beautiful day, bro. Hugs and Strokes, AOM

Your french Patrick said...

My dear friend, you are obviously right but even more if it is possible as regards the prostate. We know that the masturbation is excellent to avoid the problems of prostate.
But did you know that Viggo Hansen, a Swedish deputy in the Södermanland, proposes a bill to oblige the men to piss seated as the women.
According to him to urinate sat would allow to fight against the prostate cancer.
As for me, I am sitting, but for the moment only so as to write to you.
Have a LOVE-ly day and one bisou.

iama[GAY]keeper said...

great post :)

LORD PATRICK said...

Great advice, my brother!

Upton King said...

BAROMETER? Oh. This explains so much. I thought they were our THERMOMETERS - and I was told by a health profession that the most accurate readings were done via anal. Needless to say, in order to ensure my good health, I have repeatedly and regularly been having my temperature taken. And taken. And taken. Oh. I feel like such a maroon! - Uptonking from Wonderland Burlesque

Anonymous said...

i see for older clients i work for that if you dont,you wind up with big problems- case in point cancers! would love to help out these guys in the shots today -make their older years muuuuuch better;)-bob
ps-all kidding aside its true

becca said...

hubby isn't happy with me because I made his appointment for an annual today yep he so isn't talking to me...oh well at least I'll know he is healthy

whkattk said...

@ becca - Good for you!! His anger will subside - not so for any ailments left untreated that could be lurking about. Let's hope the doc checks EVERYTHING. Hugs!!

whkattk said...

@ YFP - No, mon ami, I have not heard of this... I wonder what he thinks changes by sitting down to piss...

whkattk said...

@ O!Daddie - Now, you know she knows what a cock looks like. She knows what balls look like. I just began seeing a female Primary and had the same trepidation as you. You know what - it was no different than a male doctor. Don't use that as an excuse... Your health is too important for that! Hugs!!!

Justin said...

Thanks for the support mate

HotMale Trdae said...

Great post, too many guys ignore the fact that they could have prostate problems! In fact most people don't even know where the prostate is!for those that don't it's inside your anal passage about 2 inches up towards your stomach. What the gay man calls the G-Spot! It's also a fact that stimulating the prostate will cause you to ejaculate!! Who new? !!

whkattk said...

@ HotMale - Thanks for the comment - Right you are - the prostate can be stimulated to ejaculate without once touching the penis. Pretty cool, huh?