Thursday, January 2, 2014

The Self-Maintenance of Cock

They happen, like it or not.

Faithful Reader, Your French Patrick, (who, by the way is My French Patrick - though, if you're nice, I will share) and runs the self-named Tumblr blog, has been the impetus for this post. He left this question in the comments yesterday: "I read just now that the brain has an "automatic penis maintenance function" to force erections if unused too long.
Do you know if it's true?"

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The simple answer is, yes. The body has ways of protecting itself and this happens to be the way it protects the cock. Though, 'too long' is a matter of semantics. The automatic maintenance he read about happens to be those glorious nocturnal erections - otherwise known as night-time boners - that we all get.
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We have numerous hard-ons when we sleep, the best (read: hardest) are when we have fallen into REM (Rapid Eye Movement). We have no control over them.
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Because we are sleeping, our brains are free from outside stimuli which can, or may, inhibit the complete filling of the cavernosum. This freedom ensures that the tissue gets the needed oxygen-rich blood to remain healthy. The medical establishment calls these Blood Oxygen Erections (BOE). The most well-known of these is the notorious Morning Woody.
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We also attain small semi-hard-ons during waking hours. If you've spent any amount of time observing your cock (or someone else's), you will notice that the length and girth change quite a bit. Sometimes, they will achieve a noticeable chub
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and can even reach full-blown status. Recall your young, horny self when you did everything you could think of to hide the huge boner in your pants. As adults, the hormones aren't raging as much and it usually takes some type of stimulus (visual or physical) which makes us boner-up completely.
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But, like it or not - and most men do like it; a lot! - our cocks get hard multiple times a day. Welcome and appreciate the fact, because a healthy cock means it'll be ready and able when we want and intend to use them.

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(I got a little carried away with the photos - but, I'm sure you all don't mind. lol.)

5 comments:

Your French Patrick said...

"We also attain small semi-hard-ons during waking hours".
Yes, my dear friend, it's true. At least when we see pictures as beautiful as these of your today's update, what is outstanding but nothing really unusual.

On the contrary, I bet that, as myself, you have not seen evrywhere nor everyday what you may see, if you want, @ http://frenchpatrick.tumblr.com/post/71964008136/frenchpatrick-thats-a-bifid-cock-and-yes-its

Have a LOVE-ly day, my dear Pat.
It seems that you have already consumed my 2014 bisous of yesterday, and thus I renew them to you very gladly (if you are not too ticklish).

Your French Patrick said...

Postscriptum: "if you increase mine..." This sounds like a blackmail, but a very attractive blackmail (private joke).
Bisou.

LORD PATRICK said...

Very well put! Hot photos as usual! Promises to be a very "HOT" year! Hugs, Patrick

Stan said...

My favorite pastime has always been helping out my fellow man with penis maintenance function making sure everything is working properly.

Anonymous said...

great set! # 10 with black beard and treasure trail down to that beautiful cock is to die for;0 i'd love to watch his cock during the night get soft and hard and have a wet dream while its deep in my mouth ;0