Wednesday, April 23, 2014

Road Boner

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Road Boner or, as I've always referred to it, Highway Boner, is much the same as Runner's Boner; it's another one of the naturally occurring erections men get. These usually crop up (pun intended) on long road trips and are caused by the constant vibrations of the tires on the road, transferred up to the car seat through the frame. That constant vibration over time stimulates the prostate - and, now that we know this is the Male G-Spot it makes perfect sense that we'd develop a hard-on because of it.

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"On his trip across country, Cletus developed such a case of highway boner he had to stroke one out (several times) along the way."
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Even as passengers, we are not immune.
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Of course, with today's smoother suspensions it doesn't happen quite as much as it used to. The closer to the ground, tighter suspension vehicles, like sports cars, are more likely to raise your bar on this score. Since we love it when our cocks get hard, maybe that explains men's love for the sports car...
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...and stroking behind the wheel
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8 comments:

Your French Patrick said...

When I shall come to join you, my dear Pat, it will be a long trip. Consequently, I may well have a road boner. The best to do, if you want to take advantage of it would be that you accompany me all along the trip leading me to you. But for that you should join me, and thus I shall not any more need to join you. It is a vicious circle. We shall have to re-examine this problem.
Have a great day, a great night, and I am throwing you many bisous over the roads leading to your boner.
Postscriptum: is it a road boner when the boner is waiting at the end of a road which we have not taken? I believe the answer is that it would not. Right?

LORD PATRICK said...

WOW! FANTASTIC POST TODAY! Love every one of these guys and their great erections! Many thanks and hugs, Patrick

Xersex said...

love their boners!!!

whkattk said...

@ MFP - Mon ami, I am afraid you would be correct...if it's waiting at the end of the road, it would be called.....Hmmmm. I'm stumped! We shall have to invent a moniker. Bisous!

O!Daddie now at http://smokeyandme.typepad.com/ said...

at my age, I'm grateful for ANY kind of boner, any time, any place ☺☺☺

Anonymous said...

Had many "must do" sessions while driving the open highway for hours while on my job....even kept a terrycloth hand towel in the trunk. Probably should be a law against it though, as I was more distracted than talking on the phone while driving!

John said...

I've never really experienced this phenomenom, but I did have a friend once who got a boner everytime he flew. Would that be an "air boner'? or is that already reserved for a new Apple product? LOL

whkattk said...

@ John - Hey, we'll steal the phrase and use it before they do! LOL.