Tuesday, April 1, 2014

Wank Warnings V

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And, so we come to the final wanking warning from the good folks of Men's Health. And, it's no April Fool's joke. Yes, we've covered this one before, too. Quite recently, I might add. And the reaction was much as I anticipated it would be, so I shall save you all the anguish of repeating the photos. The text shall suffice.

5: Wrongfully stuffed

"Do not stuff things into your penis. Maybe that seems obvious, but if case reports are any indication, at least one guy reading this will have decided it was a good idea to cram something into his urethra to stimulate himself during masturbation. Unbelievably, two different men decided independently that feeding stiff electrical wire into their wangs while spanking the monkey was a good idea. One of the guys pushed the wire so far down his shaft that it coiled in his bladder. In both cases, doctors had to perform surgery to remove the wire. Miraculously, both men fully recovered."

Kink is fine, folks. Just be cautious with those cocks. As I've said before, you only get one. Handle it with tender loving care. As one Faithful Reader put it, "Be good to your junk and it'll be good to you."

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Welcome to April, btw.



13 comments:

Your French Patrick said...

Have a great day, my dear Pat, and a lot of bisous.
And, it's no April Fool's joke.

O!Daddie now at http://smokeyandme.typepad.com/ said...

Welcome BAK, WHK. Sorry, but family hijinx have kept me way too occupied the past few days. but I finally got the lid back on and here I be. ☺☺☺☺

Anonymous said...

Assuming that story about the guy who stuffed wire up his willy isn't an April Fool's joke ... the story belongs in the Darwin Awards!
-Eddie

LORD PATRICK said...

Hot photos! Great advice!

Xersex said...

#9 - #14 make me hungry for dicks and thirsty for cum!

whkattk said...

@ MFP - My ever tender-loving bisous in return, cher.

whkattk said...

@ O!Daddie - Glad you got a lid on things. It's always good to get your comments.

whkattk said...

@ LP - Ahhh, my liege lord. Thank you. Your comments are always so positive toward my work here.

whkattk said...

@ Xersex - Buddy, I am happy you enjoy the blog and that I always seem to pick out some photos that make your dick hard!

whkattk said...

@ Eddie - I do believe it's a true story - Hell, I can believe most anything a man will try to get his nut. But, yep, some of these things guys do qualify them for the Darwin Awards!

Upton King said...

Sounding has never held any interest for me, personally. It looks very scary. Great post. - Uptonking from Wonderland Burlesque

Anonymous said...

i'd love that beautiful hairy guy#5 on my couch with no underware on! i'll have my nose right where he sat when he gets up from a rimjob and a swallowing blowjob from me ;0

whkattk said...

@ Anon - Glad you like what you see. And thanks for leaving the comments!