Monday, April 21, 2014

Some(thing) Strange

"I needed to get me some 'strange'." That's been a common excuse for many, many years as to why a man would stray outside of a relationship. The reason they'll think, or feel, that way is because the old pecker just isn't getting hard the way it used to.
And, because they wake up with a boner stiffer than the wooden studs in the walls, they know it's not a physical issue...they test the theory.
So, yes, folks, we get bored with the same old routine, the same old partner. And the same thing happens when we jerk off. Many people have written the prescription to cure bedroom boredom: "Variety is the spice of life. Change it up."
This is when fucking somewhere other than the bedroom aids in the solidity of a stiffy. Or when jacking off somewhere other than on the bed, or in the shower, or on the couch (anywhere other than the usual spot) gets a better geyser.
 Most guys enjoy being naked outside - maybe that's why we like taking a whizz outdoors.

And we absolutely love having sex outside. It adds to the thrill, the excitement, it boosts the level of arousal making his cock harder. Ladies, lead your man to somewhere different. Find a secluded spot in a park and suck his cock, jerk him off while he's driving somewhere.

And, this is also when having a jerk-off buddy, a Friend With Benefits, comes in handy, too. It's important for everyone - especially you ladies - to remember that jacking off with a bud has nothing to do with love or intimacy or being gay. No, it does not. It's strictly about having some fun with one's cock, getting one's rocks off. 






There's something about stroking one out with a buddy that brings a sense of belonging, commonality, feeling part of a brotherhood.

And, it'll get those full-bore boners back.


Your French Patrick said...

Hi, my dear Patrick,
I hope that you had a good Easter Day.
You certainly know that Easter is the red-letter day of the breaking of the fasting after the forty days of the Lent and it was the opportunity to eat all the eggs laid during this period.
Yes, hen's eggs and not in chocolate, even if I must confess that I prefer these last ones.
Fortunately, on the contrary the eggs which we have in our pants are ready-to-eat at any time, Lent or not.
Have a great day, my dear friend and a lot of bisous. On your eggs, obviously.


Very impressive selection of pictures! Good advice too! Hugs, Patrick

TornJeans said...

You hit this bang on! I've been saying for years. Bed is for sleep! Wanna have sex? Let's go to the baths!
We sleep more than have sex in bed so the brain is trained to get ready for sleep. I've been going to the baths for years and it's great. Too bad there is not one for straight people. Also years ago. I would go cruising on the trails. I loved it even better. Two men or more doing sex on Mother Earth! Perfect!

AOM said...

Love your attitudes, brother. Totally agree. I wish more folks thought the way you do. Sure would be more fun had by all. Have a super jizz-filled day, bro! Hugs and Strokes, AOM

whkattk said...

@ MFP - Min ami - you know how I love getting bisous on my eggs!

O!Daddie now at said...

I've never 'cheated' when in a relationship, even when the sex was long gone. Thought about it though... Thinking about it now, actually, but I wont. Once found out, you can't take it back and it's just not worth the hurt it would cause.

whkattk said...

@ TJ - There are places for straight folks to go and have sex...unfortunately, they aren't nearly as well put together; you typically won't find steam rooms, saunas, pools, and spas. It's a different kind of vibe altogether and one that I did not find appealing. Give me a bathhouse anytime.

whkattk said...

@ AOM - Bro, I do my best - on all counts. However, I seem to have more success with the jizz-filled days!