Tuesday, April 22, 2014

Runner's Boner

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After O!Daddie posted a definition from Urban Dictionary a few weeks back, I signed up to get the 'word of the day' and I'm glad I did. Yesterday's word (phrase?) was "Runner's Boner;" defined, of course, as

"An erection that occurs during strenuous physical activity, specifically running. Although widely regarded as a mythical phenomenon, the release of endorphins during both exercise AND orgasm adds credibility to this "bigfoot" of penile erections. Detractors point to the common, contradictory phenomenon that is runner's penis.

Still reeling in his post-marathon "high", Eric did not notice his runner's boner peaking [sic] out of the top of his shorts."

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Allow me to assure you that there is nothing 'mythical' about them - they are a fact of life. When we're exercising, and particularly with running, our package bounces and flops around. The vibrations caused by said flopping cock and bouncing balls get the boner rolling, as it were. As our dicks become aroused, the sensitivity increases. This, in turn, makes it get even harder. Then the rustling of material against the ever more sensitive cockhead serves up a nice, solid stiffy.
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Wearing something under the shorts is no guarantee that we won't sprout wood, either. It may minimize the jiggling and jouncing, but it won't stop it completely and doesn't stop the vibrations at all. In that case, the old stiff soldier can still salute, it's just crammed into a lengthwise bulge that's snaked it's way to the side.
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And, yes, it's true that we can be completely unaware of the fact it may be pushing up out of the waistband, or protruding its way to freedom at the hem of a leg. It's typically after we've come down from the "exercise high" that we might notice a slight breeze, shall we say, and (at least) attempt to stuff it back in. Just don't be surprised if the act of trying to shove it back under cover causes it to twitch and get harder.
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Runner's penis, obviously, is the same thing but without the boner.

8 comments:

Your French Patrick said...

LOL, great minds think alike.
Believe in me or not but I too had seen this definition yesterday evening and I had wondered if I had to sent it to you or not.
Shame to me, I forgot to do it!

But I don't understand your last sentence: "Runner's penis, obviously, is the same thing but without the boner." I think that it is the contrary, and you have copied yourself at the top of your update that it is the "contradictory phenomenon".

For "Runner's penis" the urban dictionary says "After running for a long time in any sport, especially cross country or track, a guy's dick becomes small, hard and cold with the blood focusing around the urethra."

Wishing you the best kinds of boners and a great day I send you the half of a bisou on your boner. I am joking, not the half of one but plenty of full bisous.obviously.

LORD PATRICK said...

As I've finished my running days, I won't be worried about this one!!! Great pictures!

Upton King said...

Thank you for delivering all those fantastic packages! I used to free ball it when running, in tiny, silky shorts with no shirt, no socks... just shoes and shorts. Felt amazing, especially when it was hot out and the sweat was pouring. Thanks for sharing. - Uptonking from Wonderland Burlesque

whkattk said...

@ MFP - Mon ami, a runner's penis as described shouldn't happen unless it gets cold...Hmmm. But, of course, I would want more than a half-bisous, without full ones you know I would feel greatly deprived!

whkattk said...

@ Upton - It is an amazing feeling...and the sweat running down and tickling the sac adds to the pleasure.

Your French Patrick said...

If the winner is the most stubborn, let us say that it was a draw. Anyway I shall never be competing with you. I had understood that of runner's penis it was when and only when it gets cold, but I doubtless made a mistake.
Do not worry, for you my bisous are in inexhaustible number and in self-service.

Xersex said...

another delicious - dicklicious collection! slurp! I wish I could taste su king and milking everyone!

O!Daddie now at http://smokeyandme.typepad.com/ said...

late as usual - plz forgive me - I'm up to my arse in alligators with my friggin blog ;>(