O.M.A.B.

Oh. My. Aching. Balls.

An email from a Faithful Reader who hails from Brazil asks if it's normal for our nuts to ache after an extended session of jacking off with a buddy. It provided me with the opportunity to address the issue of aching balls.

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Yes, any extended sexual arousal will cause our man-berries to ache. Fluid builds up in the area - it is commonly called "Blue Balls." It happens any time we're horny, become aroused over and over again without cumming. Or aroused for an extended period of time and put off ejaculation. It's like being out on that proverbial date, getting a huge boner, and she/he sends you home

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with aching balls.

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Relief comes from stroking one out.

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Now, if, like our Faithful Reader, you've been having an enjoyable mutual session jerking off with a friend - - and it's gone on for a few hours - - add in the jostling and bouncing, massaging and squeezing, the boys take and they get a tiny bit bruised.

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Then the Cremaster Muscles engage. It's a very intense ejaculation. The balls yank up hard and fast against the inguinal opening (which is too small to allow them to enter the abdominal cavity - thank God!). This is moving immature sperm into the seminal vesicles, while the other spasms are causing you to shoot and release that pent up load.

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The ache can last several hours, or for several days - depending upon how extreme the orgasm was. And the only thing we can do for that is ice them down. In 5 to 10-minute increments, hold a bag of frozen peas (wrapped in a cloth) against them to reduce the swelling. Or prepare yourself an ice bath.

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