It's the 15th. You know what that means.
Buddy Ball Check
Put down the weed...
and get busy, guys.
Lie back, spread the legs wide, and check those balls
Then, please, please, please, - everyone! ladies included - please get the men in your lives to shed the embarrassment
and grab those balls.
Urge them to give the man-berries a thorough check!
Issues? Small lump, a spot which feels a bit firmer than the surrounding nut tissue? Go and get it checked!
Get a boner during the exam?
So what! Who cares?
Please, trust me.
Your doctor would rather you come in and pop a solid boner while he's down there than you not getting checked.