Resolutions to Keep

No big lessons today (I hear a sigh of relief from you all; LOL). As we head into the new year, remember to make yourself only promises you can keep.

Get that annual physical which includes a breast, prostate, and a ball exam.

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Do your ball check on the 15th of each month.

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Send Buddy Ball Check reminders to the best of your ability.

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Pay attention to those boners. They are signals to your overall health.

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Protect those boners, and always sleep naked.

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In addition to any partner sex, masturbate at least twice per week. It's good for your mental and physical health.

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Find plenty of "Me time" where you can slowly explore and rediscover your body, and appreciate the pleasure it is capable of giving you.

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Remember that the vast majority of mankind is Sexually Fluid; capable of enjoying sexual activity with both genders. Don't cheat yourself due to some irrational fear of being labeled.

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Spend the entire day naked once in a while.

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If you party tomorrow night with friends, have fun - but, do so safely.

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As we kick 2016 off the cliff

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may 2017 treat us all much better.

Happy New Year

DoctorBating

Nope, not jacking off with, or for, your doctor. LOL.

Just another Urban Word definition which caught my eye. 

Doctorbating: When your experience level in masturbating has reached the pinnacle of the field and you have been established as an expert in the field.

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 I wonder if I qualify?

Though, everyone should qualify for this. Masturbation is such a common practice, yet so few take the time to get to know their body and enjoy themselves; truly experience the pleasure.

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Urgency at times is understandable. You're at work and need to calm down for the big office meeting, or the presentation you're required to give.

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Or, the ache in the balls is beyond the pale and you really need to relieve the pressure.

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But, when you're at home, don't allow the habits of youth to remain. Shed the fear of being "caught."

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This is such a universal act, there's no reason to hide.

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Whip It Out and...

Of course, the safest sex is masturbation. 

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Next down the ladder of safety is mutual.

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 Chances are, the majority of us silly humans will never restrict ourselves to simple cock-stroking. Then the least we can do is be informed and prepared. One more thing for the well-equipped guy (or gal) to have in the sex tool box:

Gonorrhea is a fast-growing threat in the U.S and Australia. It is especially spreading among gay and bisexual men. But, not in the way you would expect. Evidently, oral sex is the culprit.

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At some time during the HIV-AIDS crisis, it was discovered that blow jobs were considered to be a fairly safe-sex alternative. Now, here comes another infectious thing to spoil the fun.

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It appears there is help. According to a report at Huffington Post, Listerine - yes, Listerine, the common mouthwash - is found to kill gonorrhea. So, guys, the next time a hook-up for mutual jack-off turns into suck-fest, 

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 or you go looking for some willing dudes at the glory hole, make sure you've got a small bottle of Listerine nearby.

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Ladies and straight dudes, the same goes for you. The next time you grab that weekend hook-up (in addition to making sure the condom is securely in place before any penetrative activity) if there's a chance for any oral activity, make sure there's Listerine around.

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While long-term trials still need to be done, what would it hurt to whip it out and...gargle?

Know Your Stuff

Typical of us all, isn't it? We don't inform ourselves until something happens. The other half of yesterday's post is this conversation between the co-worker and my wife:

Once her son was resting comfortably, she and her husband (the step-dad) go home, and she says to him: "Tell him [the son] to stop playing with his balls."

To which my wife, God bless her, replied: "Absolutely not. You tell him to keep playing with his balls."

Aghast, the woman asks why.

My wife explains the need for young men to know their equipment. Then starts giving this co-worker stats on Testicular Cancer. Coupled with the kid's biological father dying from Prostate Cancer at such an early age, it's even more important her son knows his body - cancer runs in his male ancestry. She quoted some incorrect numbers, but still...she did the right thing. 

Co-worker then says: "I didn't know."

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The twisted nut could've happened in a completely innocent way and I'm surprised the surgeon didn't explain that. As two Faithful Readers pointed out in comments to yesterday's post: Don't freeball during sports or heavy exercise where the balls could be jostled a lot.

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Or, when using equipment that could snap back and damage the package.

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Wear briefs or a jockstrap to give The Boys some support.

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A jock doesn't need to be so tight it scrunches things, it just needs to keep the balls from swinging around too much.

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Be careful when putting on, wearing, or removing a cock ring.

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 I hope when the kid goes in for follow-up care a doctor recommends tests to ensure the other testicle is in good shape, 

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that its anchor is there and properly formed.

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So they'll know if the other testicle is in danger of the same issue.

Know your stuff, folks.

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Then swallow that embarrassment and tell your sons to get to know theirs.

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