Monday, December 12, 2016

Hard Wired

My wife gets home from work on Friday to regale me with the tale of a sight on her way to the office: A homeless man on the corner of a busy intersection playing with his cock and jacking off.
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Well, you know what my response was: Good for him, he was enjoying himself.
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Of course, how long could he keep going before someone called to report him was the question. Cops would rarely arrest a guy for taking a piss in public - particularly a homeless dude - though discretion is suggested. But, whacking off and waving it at cars driving past? That's another issue.
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But, as I wrote in my very first post in 2010... Men are hard-wired for frequent ejaculations. Living conditions will likely have no affect on this natural urge. Our balls will ache, our cocks will stand up, begging for release despite where we may lay down to sleep at night.
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I've done the deed in hotel rooms (of course), relatives homes, outdoors, while driving, with buddies...
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The list of of where I haven't is much shorter:      .
How about it, guys?
Have you?
Do you?

12 comments:

mistress maddie said...

Hell yes! I'm the same. The most risky place was on the regional rail one night late from Philly. I just couldn't take it any longer. But yeah its a long list.

AOM said...

The never places is a very short list indeed! Years ago a buddy and I started listing all the places we'd wanked then decided to make a list of place to wank and went and wanked there together. Fun Fun Fun! LOL I wish you a Jizz-a-licious Day, bro! Hugs, Licks, and Strokes, AOM

Patrick said...

Great to see you posting again! Trust you are keeping well! Great post as always!

SickoRicko said...

In the car a couple of times years ago; otherwise: nope.

Anonymous said...

Let's see:

Bedroom
Bathroom (both into toilet and into showr, into urinal when I was in college)
Swimming pool men's room (urinal)
Hotel room
Hiking
Lake bank (skinny dipping becomes circle jerk)

I've also more than once been wrestling (naked, so we don't mess up our clothes) and all that friction led to both of us cumming.

I can't say I've ever done it on a street corner. Though I have more than once been glad I could just whip it out and relieve myself. (Again, hiking.)

Where was that public circle jerk at?

Jean WM said...

Sorry, can't add to this except to say I just commented on an article in the local paper about a man doing the same. Amazing how folks can watch gory Game of Thrones but be offended by the human body. Bisous!

T said...

I think the homeless guy is a whole other situation. When you got some doing that there is always something going on upstairs. On the other hand; homeless guy was probably trying to secure a bed. Getting arrested for indecent and lewd behavior would guarantee him a bed. Jail would beat the street for them anytime.

Wont do it at work though. Or shopping malls. Public toilets in general. Its a cleanliness issue for me. I wont even poop in public toilet so no chance of playing with my dick in one! Outdoors is always good. Probably the fresh air on the bits that give a better result.

T said...

I think the homeless guy is a whole other situation. When you got some doing that there is always something going on upstairs. On the other hand; homeless guy was probably trying to secure a bed. Getting arrested for indecent and lewd behavior would guarantee him a bed. Jail would beat the street for them anytime.

Wont do it at work though. Or shopping malls. Public toilets in general. Its a cleanliness issue for me. I wont even poop in public toilet so no chance of playing with my dick in one! Outdoors is always good. Probably the fresh air on the bits that give a better result.

whkattk said...

@ Jean - A true conundrum, isn't it? Enough to make one's head spin.

whkattk said...

@ Anon - Not sure where that "performance" took place. I know I told my wife I would've taken pictures of the guy, had it been me driving past. LOL.

Anonymous said...

I meant in 4, 5, and 6.

Would be nice to have a place like in a gay village where you could just stroke with friends in public or have some nice nude sporting events. But from what I gather that was dying even in the early 80s. The internet, and now towns like San Francisco are basically gentrifying everything.

While my generation is more open about trying a circle jerk or a blowjob between friends or spooning, we're not quite to public pud-pulling.

Xersex said...

wanktastic!