Thank you for all the comments. We had a very relaxing weekend. We didn't rush to get anywhere or do anything. The weather was a bit on the cool side, but nothing I couldn't handle.
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Last Wednesday, Dear Abby ran a letter from a 50-year old man, who stated he is a virgin. He's been seeing a much younger woman for about a year. They have been discussing "taking the relationship to the next level." Okay, so what's the problem? He's been lying about the size of his cock; telling her it's larger than it is.
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Now, he's very worried that when she sees him naked, she will terminate the relationship.
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Guys, guys, guys... There is no need to claim "pony" status if you aren't.
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The typical cock is less than 6" when hard.
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There is no shame in that. There is no shame in being smaller than that. Be proud of what you have.
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Even the porn industry has begun using "normal" guys without cheating with camera angles to make them look huge.
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The important thing is to know how to use it. Know how to hold off ejaculation, which you can easily learn through masturbation.
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And learn how to please your partner.
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Have you ever lied about your cock size?
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I don't need to lie, but small sizes can be embarassing. sorry if I now go countercurrent. I remember a female friend of mine who told me that one of her lovers was not very gifted down there and she did not feel anything in her pussy!
So pleased you had a good weekend away. Never had any complaints about mine when it was in working condition!
Can't say that I have.
Other than psychological, on the sexual level, unless being microscopic or gigantic, the length of our cock has no more importance than that of the cock of our kitchen except that it causes a lot of ink to flow. Of the diameter or the length, if one of the two has to be more important than the other one, it would be certainly the diameter, as, incidentally, that of its receptacle.
As for the boomerangs that are the lies and the boastings, the best way to avoid their backlashes, it is of to abstain from it.
The fact that you had a very relaxing weekend is more interesting than all that, my darling. I am delighted at it and I wish you to remain for a long time in great shape.
With much more of bisous than usually in this eve of Valentine's Day so that you can share them with your wife and our beloved Jean.
I've never lied about my 18 ft long cock LOL - (sorry) I've never even discussed it with partners - it's like here it is! Let's have some fun! The thing is, they all feel good regardless of the size - I guess most of us would like to be hung like a horse for appearances but in reality, I'd much rather my partner had a smaller cock - they are more fun and less work to play with. I hope you are well and feeling good, bro. Hugs, Licks, and Strokes, AOM
Id be more concerned on how to use it than how big it is.
Get a fleshlight. Practice with that before you go for the real one. If we all had one of these before we lost ours than most of us (both male and female) probably would of had a more enjoyable first time.
Some of us just can't stop being interested in how big our dicks are - and we measure from time to time just to check up. But what's the proper technique? Is the common procedure used by gay men the best?
1. Jam a ruler down to the base on the top. Measure, rounding up to the nearest inch, then add 1 (because it's not as hard as it gets sometimes...).
This morning that gives me 8", which is flattering, but probably not very accurate. Before rounding and adding the inch, the result is more like 6-3/4". I try to improve the score with some more oil and attention. Breathless, 5 minutes later, it's still the same. Perhaps another method:
2. Put ruler beside your cock, holding your dick straight out.
This yields 7-1/2", but, my dick is curved; would it be more accurate to use a tape measure? But where to measure from and to? On the top, it seems easy to find the base, but at the tip, should you measure holding the tape taut, or follow the contour of the head?
3. Use a tape measure along top, measuring from pubic bone to pee hole.
First I get 7-1/4", but by bending my cock down, I can get 8". Maybe I should measure top and bottom and average? But where does the cock start? I feel down past my balls and all the way back to my ass hole I can feel cock, 12" of cock measured just on the bottom. I try for a reasonable approach:
4. Grasp cock where scrotum starts to hang. Stretch skin tight down to base of dick, measure up bottom, across head, and down along the top to pubic bone. Divide result by 2.
First time it comes out 11"/2 = 5-1/2"! Fumbling with the tape I quickly remeasure - 14"/2 = 7". Method seems unreliable because difficulty of handling cock and tape at same time.
Others, not as attuned to solo sex, might suggest another standard - how much dick can you put in something? My vacuum pump always gives a satisfactory reading on its calibrated scale, but I've been getting suspicious. Looking closely I find that although the scale starts at the 5" mark, this point is only 4-1/8" from the end of the tube. Must be intended for gay men (see method #1 above). Today it reads 7-1/4" (really 6-3/8"), but I was using the pump.
I look in the kitchen for another tool:
5. Insert dick in wide mouth bottle or carafe. Press down using degree of pressure typical for fucking. Measure at several locations around to get typical measurement.
This gives 5-3/8", but the distortion in the glass makes measuring a bit uncertain, and the result is clearly not as good as other methods. I try a variant with a condom:
6. Oil up dick, unroll condom down to base, then slide off holding roll at bottom to mark the length.
Even with a lubed condom this is less messy than I expected. Results are 6-3/4" (making an allowance for the come tip). With a just little stretching while measuring, the total can get up to 10" or 12", calling method into question. As solo sexers maybe we should be trying to measure the "feel" of a dick in the hand or hands. (I can get both hands wrapped around my dick in a "baseball bat" type of grip, with my left pinkie massaging my balls and my right index finger working the head, but I have small hands.) To the hand, length seems less important than girth.
7. Use tape measure to find circumference at location where dick is frequently held. Take several measurements to find typical value.
This can be tricky, especially for guys with tapering dicks or really big heads. Mine measures from 5-1/2 to 6" around (although it isn't round, but about 2" wide on top and 1-1/4 thick, with an extra 1/4" for the come tube on the bottom). Combining measurements you can find the volume of your cock, perhaps the truest measure of the amount of stuff down there between your legs:
8. Length x circumference squared / 4 / Pi = volume
I use 7 x 5.75 x 5.75 / 4 / 3.14 to get 18.42 cubic inches. (Multiplying that by 16.4 gives 302 cc's for auto buffs.) Dividing by 1.8 gives 10.2 fluid ounces, not quite a "beer can" dick - not even close, but I like the sound of it - "I've got 10 ounces!" However, the calculation is quite sensitive to what could be seen as matters of judgment - using 7-1/2" x 6" could give me a full 12 ounces. There's one other measurement I'll mention in closing:
9. Volume hard / volume soft X 100 = percent increase
This quantifies that wonderful feeling you get when you hold your soft dick and feel it swelling and filling out until it is big and hard and wonderful in your hand. My cock is about 4" x 3" around when it's soft (1.6 oz), but this is a difficult measurement to make, since the process of measuring makes it grow. The smallest I can get now, tired and a little sore, after hours of dedicated research, is about 4-1/2" x 5" (4.5 oz). Plugging the smaller number into the formula gives an increase of 637%, which I find pretty amazing. But then, as you probably have already figured out, I find my cock pretty amazing and pretty wonderful!
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I don't understand why so many men are so engrossed with the size of their penis. Mine is six to six and a half inches long and about five inches around when erect. When it's cold it can really shrink down, sometimes no more than an inch long and three quarters of an inch side to side. Oh yeah, in gym class showers I was the smallest one there. A former boyfriend of mine said mine was the perfect one for penetration. My husband tells me he has only seen one larger than mine. I know I don't have the largest one, but I'm perfectly satisfied with it just the way it is. I'm much happier with one that's not the biggest when larger ones I've seen never get as stiff as mine does. The moral, it's not how big the car is but how much gas is in the tank. - Richard
No. This has never been an issue. I'm normal in that respect and have never found any need to exaggerate.
The writer to Dear Abby should quit worrying about his stretching of the truth, and go with the flow. Probably the woman will be relieved that he's not enormous in that department. Contrary to popular conception, many women are not keen on having their uterus pushed around or even displaced by a too-long male tool.
@ Steve - You are right on with the statement about women... I'm not humongous, but I am longer than average. One woman I dated for a few years finally told me that many of her moans were not "ecstasy" - it was my cock slamming against her Cervix, and would I please not "go so deep." Well, there were times I couldn't help myself - mainly as I was draining my nuts; the rest of the time I didn't bury my cock to the hilt. Took me longer to cum, but she had a better time and came, too, so it was worth it.
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