Thursday, August 8, 2019

Why Is It?

"My son came over "just to visit" last night. Hah! What he really wanted was to ask me what to do about his pregnant wife not wanting to have sex. My question to him was, Son have you forgotten how to jerk off? I told him not only did I masturbate during all four of his mother's pregnancies, but I still do. The look of shock on his face made me laugh. I'm a guy, why wouldn't I jerk off?
Why is it that kids don't want to believe their parents are human?"
Indeed, why wouldn't you? We enjoyed it as teens, there's no reason why we wouldn't enjoy it now. Guys don't stop jacking off simply because they are in a relationship. That would be ridiculous. Our balls still get that achy "full" sensation. There is simply no reason for a guy to suffer a case of blue balls when he's perfectly capable of relieving them.


I hope you took the opportunity to tell him it's a lifelong activity. 

Our cocks still stand up and demand attention. There's nothing wrong with him taking care of himself, enjoying himself, getting in some "me time" - even when your daughter-in-law isn't indisposed, as it were.

And, if he's wise, he'll make sure she understands that and doesn't suffer from Cinderella Syndrome; getting jealous or pouting about it.

But, to answer your question, kids don't like to even think about their parents in any kind of sexual activity. How many films or TV shows do we see the kids say Ewwwww when faced with the fact their parents still enjoy sex?

I don't think that is about to change anytime soon.

5 comments:

Your French Patrick said...

In the pregnant woman, there is always an erotic sexuality, but also appears a sexuality of woman-mother (and also of partner-dad) with, for each one, a different emotional experience, and concerns related to the pregnancy and the baby . It is quite normal for activity and sexual behavior to change during pregnancy. Moreover, the sexual interest can decrease or, on the contrary, increase, according to its stage. In any case, the fear of harming the child should no longer be a pretext for restricting relationships. Stop the received ideas: some think that the child is somehow witness to sex, others imagine that the penetration could hurt the baby... This is false. In reality, the fetus is well protected inside the amniotic sac in the uterus; a mucous plug located at the level of the cervix separates it from the vaginal cavity. Your child is in no danger and you can continue to have sex until the end of pregnancy without any problem. However, as the mother's belly rounds, some positions will become impossible to do. The opportunity to give free rein to our imagination!
Hugs and bisous, my darlings Jean and Pat.

Your French Patrick said...

Postscript:
In addition, there is no reason for abstinence during normal pregnancy (unless contraindicated). On the contrary, pursuing sexual activity during pregnancy strengthens the couple's relationship, prepares a balanced child and reduces the risk of sexual problems in the period following childbirth.
Hugs and bisous.

SickoRicko said...

Always great advice and great pix, too!

Your French Patrick said...

Conclusion:
I advise your reader to explain all this to his wife, in a soft and tender voice, with her most charming smile. If she says yes, he fucks her and it's perfect. If she says no, he does not insist and says "it does not matter, I'm going to masturbate". And why not next to her. And the same thing every time he will want to make love to her.
Bisous.

whkattk said...

@ MFP - all correct. I especially like your suggestion of asking her for sex each time - it will ensure she knows he still desires her! Hugs and bisous!