Monday, February 28, 2022

Monday, Monday

 Can't let the day go by without a thought for Ukraine as they put day 5 of the Russian invasion behind them.

We can try to be help in the way of donating to relief funds to help the refugees.

But allow me to caution you to research them before giving money. The typical scammers are there with their hands out.


Here are the Monday giggles to help lighten things up a bit.
And let's start with this one





If no one else does, I bet Upton will get this one.














14 comments:

Mistress Maddie said...

The fiction section was a good one!!!!

And I don't know about you but I wouldn't mind seeing Volodymy Zelenskyy's balls. I have hope he will prevail. There must be an end to Putin before it's too late.

Your French Patrick said...

There is only one missionary position: the woman is lying on her back, and the man is lying on top of her. Yes, perfectly, that's all.

You are right about the scammers. They were particularly harsh when Notre Dame de Paris caught fire.

But unfortunately what is happening in Ukraine is only a beginning, a first attempt, a test.

Hugs and bisous, my darlings chéris Jean and Pat.

JiEL said...

Love that one about Zelensky balls seen from space. I wouls add that Trump's balls need a microscope to see them not mentionning his tiny dick... LOL!

The «Godot» guy at the airport refers to a French book named: En attendant Godot. Waiting for Godot.

Fot the «Unknown» wordables, I know the one saying: love is like a fart, if you have to force it, it's a shit.

BatRedneck said...

Loved them! Thank you Pat.
(and I get it too, obviously ;-)

Sixpence Notthewiser said...

Hahaha
Love how you balanced the news from Ukraine with some very funny memes.
And Volodymyr Zelensky could press me like tomorrow's news any time he wants. That's a MAN, baby.

The Waiting for Godot one? Priceless. And I want a man who can do all of those Missionary positions.


XOXO

JeanWM said...

And just when you think the Monday funnies couldn't get any funnier....LOL.
And they are just what we need now. Hugs and bisous.

Anonymous said...

I think this selection of giggles is your best yet. Wow! I loved so many of them, but the coyote under the rock one made me laugh out loud. I have to admit it took half a second to get that one. And I agree that "the balls of Zelensky" is something else. What a leader!

I pray for the people of Ukraine. I think I am more connected to this battle than any before...maybe because there are so many messages coming from the people via social media and it is not just from the news.

Uncle Vic said...

waiting...

uptonking said...

Waiting for... yes, sat through an annoying production of that show once. Not as annoying as the Steve Martin/Robin Williams version... nothing can beat that. Loved all these. Thanks for sharing. That last one? That's me!

whkattk said...

@ MFP - We can only hope that the world takes him down before he can spread from one country to the next.

SickoRicko said...

These are great!

Your French Patrick said...

@ whkattk

After Chechnya, Ukraine. Next will be Moldova.

whkattk said...

@ MFP - Oh, I hope not. I hope the rest of the world is able to stop him.

Xersex said...

Volodymy Zelenskyy will become an hero of nowadays!
[Has anyone noticed how cute he is?]