DADT

To my surprise, the Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell repeal was actually allowed to come to full fruition. And I thought blogs everywhere would be chock full of celebratory posts last week.

That our men and women can serve their country without the need to lie about who they are should be a proud day for U.S. citizens. Gays and bisexuals have been serving in the military all along, which should come as no surprise even to the religious extremists that have inundated the political landscape in the last four years.

My God! there were so many circle jerks and jack off parties when I was in the service…they couldn’t have been that much of a secret! Beside the fact that there were plenty of straight guys attending, how could you miss a gathering in a barracks room? How could you walk past that door and not hear the heavy breathing, or the guttural moans and groans of guys blowing their loads and mistake it for something else? Especially when some of them weren’t exactly quiet they came?

So, here’s to our guys in uniform who no longer have to hide the fact their cocks get hard, no longer have to hide the fact they enjoy jacking off – alone or with a few buddies – or no longer have to sneak into the bathhouse, or go into the straight porn film booth at the adult book store (and military bases always seem to have those nearby!).

Perhaps more and more people will begin to understand that our sexual proclivities run the gamut with stops at every point of the Bell Curve.