Friday, March 22, 2013

Point and Shoot

Well, I told you all my posting would be sporadic while I'm traveling and, though I've tried to post daily, I guess the prediction was correct. Thanks for the understanding. And thanks for helping me out with the captions the other day!


So, while I was doing some touristy things here on the Gulf Coast, I've found a couple of "different" conditions in men's rooms. Only one, though, begs to be discussed as it relates to a man's anatomy. I'd gone to lunch and needed to wash my hands before the meal - did you know the dirtiest, most germ-filled item in a restaurant is the menu? - and figured I might as well drain the radiator while I was at it.


All I can say for this urinal: It's a damn good thing we can point our cocks and aim our streams of piss. This urinal was placed so high up on the wall, the installers must have been fuckin' giants. Now, I am not a short guy, 6'-0" is fairly tall, isn't it? Yet, I had to position my dick toward the ceiling to whizz and still ended up with some on the floor...added to the puddles that were already there. The placement would've been perfect if I'd been trying to piss through a hard-on!


God - or Nature, if you prefer - planned well in providing us the ability, just like a Canon Sureshot, to point and shoot, whether we're taking a leak...



or blowing a load of jizz...











10 comments:

AOM said...

Great post buddy. Three things we as men all share is the feeling of a good piss, a good wank, and a good cum. I got to thinking about our number system for bathroom breaks, #1=piss, #2=dump, and we should add #3 for cum! LOL Enjoy your trip. Be safe and have fun! I gotta go #3 now! : )Hugs and Strokes, AOM

The Vintage Hottie known as O!Daddie said...

anybody who complains about American 'facilities' needs to use them in Paris or Mumbai ... a HOLE new appreciation !!!

Justin said...

HaHa, just piss on the floor. Let the cleaners complain. Safe travels buddy.

LORD PATRICK said...

Yes! Visit some parts of Europe or the Middle East and see how you get on! The blond is mine for the weekend!

Anonymous said...

i'd be proud to help these boys cum,piss,and even shit :)

Queer Heaven said...

Enjoy your trip! Pissing alone or with a buddy is always a pleasure. You should try the pissers in the orient... unbelievable! Usually just a hole in the floor.

whkattk said...

I'd agree guys - pissoirs in other countries are sometimes a bit unusual.

whkattk said...

@ AOL - Bud, you've got my number!

whkattk said...

@ Justin - well, sometimes you just can't help it. All you can do is shrug, zip up, and walk away, right?

Anonymous said...

As a guy with a 0 guage PA who values his trousers, anything on the wall can be a challenge. Learning to hover over the porcelain throne is an essential skill. The couple of dozen strokes to get the last drop out often leads to #3 but never by accident.