Wednesday, September 4, 2013

Life's (Cock) Lessons


The meetings all went well; things have at least been put in motion. No matter how much we want to deny and put it off, if it's not done, as O!Daddie remarked in yesterday's post comments, we could get "hammered." In other words, the results of not having things in writing can signal trouble ahead.

And, trouble ahead is exactly what friends of mine have faced with their son. I tried to tell the Dad when the couple were here visiting... The son was sitting on the toilet before taking a bath and his stream arced up and out, splashing all over the floor. "Guess he hasn't learned how to 'tuck'." I replied, "It's too hard to push it down." Alas! either he didn't 'get it' or he wasn't paying attention.


But, speaking with Mom over the phone this past weekend, it seems Junior hasn't been very good with aim whether sitting or standing, more piss ends up on the floor than hits the bowl. Upon further investigation by Yours Truly, this evidently happens more often in the morning than other times of the day. "Can you say 'morning wood'?"


The reply I got was, "He's 5!"

Really? I mean, really?? Age doesn't have anything to do with morning boners; just as morning boners have nothing to do with sexual arousal. Stop creating more hassle for yourself: Explain his boners and teach him to wait for it to subside, or you'll have to teach him how to levitate over the toilet!


This is only one of Life's Lessons a father is responsible for. Don't shirk your duty, man, especially when it comes to cock.

A couple of related ones would be: Some guys find it difficult to take a leak with someone standing and watching. 

It can be tough to piss with a boner.

And near impossible to aim correctly.

Sometimes, you may as well take it outside and just let it rip.

And, even then, trying to aim the stream can be an exercise in futility.

A cock can be a wondrous, but mysterious thing as we're growing up. There are many Life's Lessons to learn that would help us navigate the World of the Willy, if only someone would take the time to teach us!






4 comments:

becca said...

around here no matter how many time i remind son to point and shoot he still manages to miss more the hit the target. I just got to the point where I tell him to remember to clean up.

Queer Heaven said...

My nephew was having the same problem in the morning. Being a single Mom, my Sister asked me about it.. I explained the whole "morning wood" thing. She laughed about it and like your friend,she was surprised that a boy of 7 got hard!

Pat said...

I say let him pee outside, in the bushes. As long as he doesn't use the same place all the time, it's good nitrogen fertilizer. If the family lives in an apartment, with no outside space available for that purpose, have him use the shower, and then wash it down.

Anonymous said...

yep- piss outside just like they did before restrooms were made;)