Sunday, September 15, 2013

Ball Check!!


Balls, balls, balls, balls, balls, balls, balls, balls, balls, balls, balls.

Nuts, nuts, nuts, nuts, nuts, nuts, nuts, nuts, nuts, nuts, nuts, nuts.

Man-berries, man-berries, man-berries, man-berries.

Whatever you choose to call them, if you've been hanging around here for a while, you know what that is about. If you're new to Big Whack Attack, here's the deal:

Every 15th of the month is Buddy Ball Check Day. This is the time we do a very thorough check of our balls - we look for small lumps or hard spots that could signal Testicular (ball) Cancer. 


If you've never checked your balls before and don't know what to do, go HERE. A doctor shows a cute young guy how to do it - and then he demonstrates for you.

If we feel something that we don't think is quite right, we make that appointment to have our doctor check 'em out.

But, regardless of what we find with our own man-berries, we then call, text, email, IM, post on FaceBook, Twitter, on forums and bulletin boards, and Skype all the men we can think of to remind them to go check their nuts.

We'll go in person if we have to.

Do the check for them if need be.


Yep, we realize this could lead to other stuff. The important thing is to do the ball check first. Then enjoy what pops up.






TornJeans said...

Funny who some guys are so cock focused when there are balls hanging there! I love balls play with my dick play! Wish more men are!

Queer Heaven said...

A really good way to help your buddy to check his dangling bits... is to use your tongue.

Upton King said...

Whenever I'm giving a blow job I always give the dude a ball check. Does that get me some kind of merit badge or something? 10% off at Kohls? - Uptonking from Wonderland Burlesque

Your French Patrick said...

"Buddy Ball Check Day".
I think that I understand the same thing than Queer Heaven: the day when we check the ball of our buddy.
But your next sentence is "This is the time WE do a very thorough check of OUR balls".
Anyway it's not important: aren't we the buddy of our buddy? And since it's reciprocal, this monthly checking is both for his balls and ours.
Have a great day, my dear Pat, and lots of bisous.

O!Daddie now at said...

and NUTZ!! 2 U, 2. ☺☺☺

whkattk said...

@ TJ - I agree! I think most men love having their balls played with - and sucked on. About 10 years agao I participated in a Cosmopolitan magazine poll about what men wish women would do more of: The overwhelming majority responded, "Pay more attention to my balls."

whkattk said...

@ Upton - It should get you extra something, bud! At least a really good reciprocal blow job! ;-)

Dave Patrick said...

Took the VERY HOT reminder last time you posted. Noticed a change, didn't like it, went to the doc - just got results today. No serious prob, but minor surgery suggested. Will take him up on it - besides he's one handsome doc. Your reminders made me feel guilty about not checking it out before, so I appreciate them. Thanks!

whkattk said...

@ Dave - I am really pleased that my monthly reminder helped. VERY pleased that what you found was not serious. I sure hope you'll keep me informed of the progress.