Runner's Boner

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After O!Daddie posted a definition from Urban Dictionary a few weeks back, I signed up to get the 'word of the day' and I'm glad I did. Yesterday's word (phrase?) was "Runner's Boner;" defined, of course, as

"An erection that occurs during strenuous physical activity, specifically running. Although widely regarded as a mythical phenomenon, the release of endorphins during both exercise AND orgasm adds credibility to this "bigfoot" of penile erections. Detractors point to the common, contradictory phenomenon that is runner's penis.

Still reeling in his post-marathon "high", Eric did not notice his runner's boner peaking [sic] out of the top of his shorts."

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Allow me to assure you that there is nothing 'mythical' about them - they are a fact of life. When we're exercising, and particularly with running, our package bounces and flops around. The vibrations caused by said flopping cock and bouncing balls get the boner rolling, as it were. As our dicks become aroused, the sensitivity increases. This, in turn, makes it get even harder. Then the rustling of material against the ever more sensitive cockhead serves up a nice, solid stiffy.

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Wearing something under the shorts is no guarantee that we won't sprout wood, either. It may minimize the jiggling and jouncing, but it won't stop it completely and doesn't stop the vibrations at all. In that case, the old stiff soldier can still salute, it's just crammed into a lengthwise bulge that's snaked it's way to the side.

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And, yes, it's true that we can be completely unaware of the fact it may be pushing up out of the waistband, or protruding its way to freedom at the hem of a leg. It's typically after we've come down from the "exercise high" that we might notice a slight breeze, shall we say, and (at least) attempt to stuff it back in. Just don't be surprised if the act of trying to shove it back under cover causes it to twitch and get harder.

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Runner's penis, obviously, is the same thing but without the boner.