Thursday, April 16, 2015

(Be Happy With) Your Cock

Workers at the house wearing safety harnesses get quite the enhancement to the package. The bulge gets a good boost by being surrounded by the straps.
Men are obsessed with the size of their cocks. 
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In some cases, too obsessed.
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The photos below come courtesy of blogger buddy Your French Patrick. The man in the pictures has the heaviest cock in the world, weighing in at over 9 pounds - by injecting it with silicone. No, gentlemen, no! I will spare you ugly results of this technique. Suffice it to say that ugly lumps along the shaft do not equal sex appeal.
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There are so many enlargement contraptions and too many men buy them, hoping to have a bigger bulge to show off to the world. They don't work, guys! Vacuum Pumps are probably the only thing that will - sort of.
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It may bulk up your boner while you're using it, but it would take repeated use over many, many months to see any kind of actual lengthening or enhancement to the girth. And that will be minimal.
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Guys, please, take care of what you were born with. Take it to the doctor when you need to.
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Be happy with it.
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 Be proud of it, no matter what size it is
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It is with sadness we find out that Faithful Reader and blogger buddy, Westernstock, of Enhanced Masculinity: Christian Man to Man, has fallen ill. Please offer up thoughts to whatever higher power you believe in; or simply keep him in your thoughts.





9 comments:

Xersex said...

about dick's size, I can't complain or regret my dick ... so I can't say anything useful or consolating on this subject.

poor Westernstock! he has not said no more than a generic illness... let's hope it's not so serious!

Your French Patrick said...

I believe in no higher power since I have ceased to believe in these and the other fairy tales, but this bad news makes me sad and I actually hope that Westernstock will feel better and will not suffer too much.
What could be more useless and more indefensible than the suffering!

You are right, vacuum pumps have very very few results if not none as regards the lenght of the sex. I am sure that the method Coué (method of self-persuasion) is a lot better because it helps (maybe) to get rid of the obsession of this imbecile quest. Use the pumps only if you have more pleasure with them than with the ways to wank, and final point.

You are right, the bulge gets a good boost by being surrounded by the straps... But is it beneficial for the balls of which you are the vocal advocate, the major proponent, to be so restrained and strangled while being of service to you?

I wish you a wondrous day, my dear Pat, with a lot of bisous.

Anonymous said...

Agree with your post, and am sorry to hear about the illness of another blogger that I enjoy immensely.

In a post about size not mattering, I'm disappointed that you did not include pictures of handsome guys who are of average or below size.

Unknown said...

I've emailed Paul to try to find out what the illness is. Awful news though. I've never had any complaints about the size of mine! Great post as ever. Patrick

Jean said...

Guys care, women don't! We only care how you use all your tools. A famous actress once said on her new marriag, the most important thing is kindness in a relationship. (Not the length of your penis.)

O!Daddie said...

As a "Joe Average", I'd be lying if I told you that I wouldn't like to have a few inches more. However, I've also never had any complaints and in my travels, most of the guys I've experienced were equal to or less than me.

My first BF packed 10 inches and was in all ways, the biggest dick EVER !! It's not what you got, it's how you use it.

SickoRicko said...

Sorry to hear about Westernstock.

whkattk said...

@ Anon - If you look, you will see that the guys in #11 and 12 - in particular - are average size. Don't forget that camera angles do wonders for most of the porn stars, making them look much larger than they really are.

whkattk said...

@ MFP - Mon ami, yes, the balls may be a bit strangled in those harnesses, but it's best to lose a nut than a life, is it not? Bisous, mon cher!