Wednesday, April 15, 2015

Stress Reducing Ball Check

Yesterday's post turned out to be a great lead-in for today. Ah, yes. It's Tax Day here in the U.S. - and, for many it can be painful; almost as painful as a kick in the nuts. But mostly, it's just like a case of Blue Balls - it does pass.
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Yesterday's post was also a great lead-in for...yes, you guessed it

Buddy Ball Check Day

It's time once again to ensure those balls are well and cancer-free. However, because today can be stressful for those needing to file their Tax Returns, we're going to do a little exercise to reduce the stress and check the balls all at the same time.
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Just imagine! Doing that ball check and reducing your stress all at the same time. How cool is that?
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Every once in a while it's important to take a good close look at your cum. Blood in the semen - if there has been no recent trauma to the man-berries - can be an indicator of cancer. So, today I want you to use that regular ball check to work up a good, hard boner.
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Doing this with a couple buddies, a spouse, or partner, is perfectly acceptable - and may even be better.
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Now, jack off. Yes, that's an order: Jack off.
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But, when you shoot that load, blast it onto something that will enable you to check for tinges, or tiny streaks of red.
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Yes, your hands might work.
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If it's its usual milky-white, all is good. If you see anything that looks pink...call your doctor immediately for an appointment. And tell the person who answers the phone why you need the appointment. That should move you up the roster. If he needs a semen sample, don't be shy about it.
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But, as usual, you must contact every male you can and remind them to do that all-important Ball Check.


8 comments:

Xersex said...

love all those pics!!!
you're an angel!

Your French Patrick said...

You made a connection between your "Tax Day" and the "balls".
It's funny because in France whe have tons of words in argosy for the balls, of which "bourse" (= purse).
As far I know, for you it is rather a female's genital organ, right?
Incidentally, the utility of a purse which would open downward seems to me debatable, not to say that this "pussy idea" is a kooky idea.
I wish you a wondrous day, my dear friend, thanking you for your beautiful photos whith a lot of bisous.

Queer Heaven said...

As always great advice. And some really wonder photos of some really beautiful Balls!

Unknown said...

Great as always! Advice and images! Hugs, Patrick

Anonymous said...

Thanks for your advice, brother. I have followed orders and check to make sure that all is well. Thanks. Wishing you a bonerific day, bro. Hugs and Strokes, AOM

Jean said...

Doing your good deed. All the mothers thank you.

SickoRicko said...

Great pix!

whkattk said...

@ Jean - I hope those mother's sons are paying attention... I know I have one friend who now reminds her son each month... "Son, have you checked them?" "***sigh/eye roll*** Yes, Mom." But she never fails to ask.