Tuesday, December 19, 2017

Almost As Good

One of the absolute advantages, and one of the greatest joys, of being a man is that we can piss anywhere if we need to.
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Over the weekend, I took a friend to the ER. I sat in the waiting room for over four hours. It was cram-packed full of sick people (ERs are no longer used for only emergencies because that's how our wonderful health care works in this country). I was waiting for the doctors to decide if they would admit him. I really needed to pee.
This place had one - count it - one unisex restroom to serve about 50 people. I tried the door. It was locked. I waited and waited and waited. Turns out it was not occupied. It was just locked. Nobody around with a key, either. No other restrooms were accessible without checking with a security guard, getting a badge (of sorts), and walking through the ER exam area.
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By that time, I had to piss so bad that I went out the doors, ran to the nearest bushes skirting the parking lot. 
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A piss boner had developed. Usually, it takes some straining with a hard-on. But it didn't stop me; it let loose surprisingly fast. 
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Just like semen, we can feel the urine passing through the shaft. When I have to go that badly, it feels so good. Head tipped back, eyes closed; the relief is almost as good as cumming.
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 Almost.
It turned out that my friend has pneumonia and is still in the hospital.

9 comments:

Xersex said...

in fact there are three things in common between piss and cum:
1. both piss and cum pass through the dick
2. Both are stowed in the same urogenital area
3. when piss is left free, the bladder is emptied; when the cum is left free the prostate is emptied, giving in both cases a sense of liberation.

AOM said...

Ahhhhhhhhhhh How do you spell relief? P.I.S.S. so good. I hope your Friend recovers quickly. I wish you and yours a wonderful day, bro. Hugs, Licks, and Strokes, AOM

Patrick said...

Yes! We do have an advantage there! Great images as always. Hot and VERY humid here. Most uncomfortable! I don't have AC!

JiEL said...

As we say up here: "A good piss is better than a bad fuck.."

mistress maddie said...

If you have to go...you have to go!!!!!!

A French Patrick said...

You are right, it's a good thing of being a man and to can piss anywhere if we need it. "Anywhere" is a figure of speech, I know a great deal of places where you should refrain from pissing. And nope, I have not at all mentioned the shoes of DT. I know also countries where the women feel free to piss "anywhere", even in front of men. The Biafran women were pissing in the same way than the men, while standing, at the time of the Civil War in Biafra.
But anyway what is sure is that it's more pleasant to have pissed around than to be pissed off.
Love, hugs and bisous, my darlings Jean and Pat.

Jean WM said...

And you're not out on bail. What a relief.

Looks like the Virginia House of Delegates had a big swing in this last election. The Republicans lost 15 seats and one re-count just ended with the House tied at 50 Republicans and 50 Democrats. There is no provision for a tie breaker so they will actually have to work together for a change. BTW the district that had the re-count, the Democrat beat the Republican incumbant by ONE vote. Yes, one vote.

Hugs and Bisous!

Fullmoonma said...

Soemtimes after a long bate session I'll need to pee and get the release I am desiring with the hot fluid running up the shaft!

whkattk said...

@ Jean - when I heard that on TRMS I immediately thought of you, and my exact next thought echoed yours: Now they will HAVE to work together to get anything accomplished. Let's hope they do so. Huge congratulations are due to the people of Virginia! Ad, hugs and bisous to you!!!!