Tuesday, December 12, 2017

The Strangest Dream

I had the strangest dream during the night. I was an OR nurse, and the surgery required that, after suturing the chest wound, the patient be turned over onto his stomach. The young man had developed an enormous erection during the surgery (and I do mean enormous). As we went to flip him, the surgeon yelled "Stop! Watch what your doing. Position his erection or it'll crack. I don't relish having to tell this guy I had to cut on his dick because we screwed up." I grabbed his cock and held it in place during the turn.
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What an odd thing to dream about. But, I figure it meant that today's post needed to focus on boners, again.
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Yes, guys, it is true. It's no different than those nocturnal erections
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Our cocks can, and occasionally do, stand at attention under anesthesia.Nothing to be embarrassed about - particularly in a room full of medical professionals.
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While we've all had our awkwardly-timed boners, they happen. Let me ask you male readers:
Under what circumstances has an erection popped up that embarrassed you?


12 comments:

mistress maddie said...

I had numerous erections on doctor visits. He put a me at ease and says it happens. But in my mind it's because I think he hot!!!! And when he rolls the balls and feels the shaft it only gets harder. I wish he'd just jack me. After I leave, I generally do just that.

SickoRicko said...

In Junior High School.

Anonymous said...

The time my mom busted into my room and caught me and my buddies jacking off. that was really awkward. thank god my dad understood and i've never been embarassed if my dick gets hard if he's around - R

Anonymous said...

The first time I got a hard-on while I was out on a date. We weren't even kissing or anything. It just popped up out of nowhere. I didn't know how she would react and I was afraid she would brush against it.

Frank said...

While being shaved for hernia surgery. He had to hold it to be able to shave me completely. I broke out laughing and he looked at me and laughed so hard he had to put down the razor.

Patrick said...

Putting on my swimmers once and my cock was like a poker! What to do with it as it was too stiff to tuck between my legs! Our hottest day so far this summer today!

A French Patrick said...

I believied than that an operating room nurse has to assess the patient once they arrive in the operating room ONLY prior to the start of the surgical procedure (on the contraty of a scrub nurse), but I may be wrong.

Anything can happen to us in a dream, but, strangely, have you noticed that the inverse is not true, it is not enough to dream something so that that comes true. Why?

If this young man developed an enormous erection, in spite of the anesthesia and in spite of the surgical operation, I conclude from it that your charm was to be irresistible. I mean in your dream, obviously, but nevertheless, don't wonder too much and be proud of yourself.

Love, hugs and bisous, my darlings Jean and Pat.

Tex said...

In middle school, seventh grade as I recall, while showering (big, open, common shower area) after P.E. a rock hard boner just popped up out of nowhere. Had to finish showering and walk to my locker at full mast. Most guys noticed but didn't say anything. One guy said "ooowweee." Funniest part is at least one other guy got a hard-on looking at mine. My big regret is that I should have asked him what he was doing after school.

Jean WM said...

All I can do to just sit back and read the comments, ha. Believe it or not, I've never noticed an errant erection.

It's snowing! Hugs and bisous.

AOM said...

I actually didn't or don't remember being embarrassed but I have gotten boners while in the pool and had to wait it out until I could get out. The funniest thing I remember concerning an embarrassing boner happened to a friend of mine. We were finishing up our life-guard training. There were like 20 guys and 20 gals in the group. The instructor got my friend on the ground and had one of the gals give him mouth-to-mouth and he got a boner right there with all of us watching. I felt bad for him but it was pretty funny. Keep having these bonerific dreams! I wish you a lovely day. Hugs, Licks, and Strokes, AOM

Fullmoonma said...

Walking the corridors in high school. Oddly enough, I don't remember gym class being site for boners - even though there was naked swimming and group showering - and the flimsy school provided shorts didn't hide anything! Now if Ned Riley had been in my gym class it would probably have been a different story...

whkattk said...

@ Jean - Not even on your husband - or your son when he was a teenager?

Wow!! It looks as if Jones may have pulled it off! Hoping the state statutes do not require a recount!