Morning wood: The indication that all is well, and it posits a good day ahead.
Boners are our overall health barometer. The harder they are, the longer they last, the better.
If you have the opportunity to appreciate yours, you should do so.
If anyone dares to question you, tell them it's for health purposes.
Physical.
And mental.
Besides, it Masturbation Month.
Not that we should need an excuse.
Not that we should need an excuse.
13 comments:
Morning wood or any other hour's wood the animated gif is fantastic, fascinating.
And, by viewing this, it is obvious that it is physical and it goes without saying that it's only for health purposes.
Hugs and bisous, my darlings Jean and Pat.
Great pix and great post!
rarely I wake up horny ... but my healthy is great
And now for a comment from an old coot...
There are 3 things all men should remember as they age.....
1. Never walk past a bathroom.
2. Never ignore an erection.
3. Not all fats are dry.
😂😂😂😂😂
I’m in my late 40s and for a number of years couldn’t tell you the last time I woke up with wood. If I wanted to have a wank I could get hard, but I just wasn’t waking with morning wood. That is until about 4 months ago, after I was diagnosed with very severe Obstructive Sleep Apnoea and started on CPAP therapy. Within days my life and health transformed, and now, morning wood is a regular thing. Not everyday, I’m no teenager after all, but very frequent and sometimes if I don’t stroke one out I think it may not go away, lol. They’re rock hard like the “old days”.
It really is a true barometer of health, and I learned that from this blog. So thanks, here’s a hug and a big sloppy kiss xx
Keep stroking.
As we go through the month, are there any forces like the moon phases that affect hormones? Didn’t you say one year that temperature can affect your hormones? Hugs and bisous.
The first picture was enough for me to jack off tonight...thanks for that.
I try to say hello to it every morning! :-)
@ Jean - I phases of the moon has an effect on all kinds of things, so it wouldn't surprise me if it did with hormonal balances, too. Certainly, the Spring Equinox has its way with male hormones. For the majority of the memmal kingdom, it is mating season. Men are n't immune to that - we get hornier than usual. Temperature has an effect on size... The penis tends to retract for warmth in Winter.
@ Bruce - A definite lesson for the younger crowd!
Sorry guys....auto-correct and my not wearing my glasses conspired against my comment. I'm sure you figured it out.
FARTS not FATS😅😅
With advancing age (i'm nearly 68 now) i like to keep a record of any morning glory when they happen! So i devised four hieroglyphics to put in my diary whenever i wake up in the night or in the morning, for "slightly chubbed," "a good chubbie," "semi-erect" or "a full hard-on."
I make sure i give my dick some fun time to get a firm erection at least once or more every day, but i deliberately don't go so far as to cum every time. On those days when i decide to enjoy a climax, i have a fifth symbol for "ejaculation" to note in my diary.
I'm finding that sometimes i wake up with varying degrees of chubbie or erection several nights / mornings in a row, and then maybe none for a week or so. And, likewise, i sometimes feel the need to climax on 2 or 3 consecutive days, then not for 5-6 days or so.
PS. My niece noticed the markings when i was looking in my diary while she and i were at my dad's (her grand-dad) and asked me what they are for. I just said it's to remind me of something i need to remember, and she was happy with that explanation. If it had been either of my nephews asking (they are older than her) i would have told them exactly what the hieroglyphics mean ;-)
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