"I was in the hospital (non-COVID) and had a wierd situation. I needed to take a leak in the worse way but couldnt piss in the bedpan lyinng or sitting on that bed to save my life. A nurse had to come in to help me stand leaning against the edge of the bed and hold one of those bottle things under my dick. Its like I cant piss unless I'm standing up. Has anyone else have that problem?"
LOL.
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| I've always thought this was wishful thinking on womens' part. |
Sorry for laughing. I don't think it's weird at all. When I was in for inguinal hernia surgery I couldn't piss unless I was standing. Though I had my wife there to help me swivel to get my feet on the floor and I planted my butt against the edge of the bed.
I think it stems from habit. Men are accustomed to standing to take a leak. It's why we have urinals.
And it's why we can pretty much piss anywhere if we need to.
I think that's all there is to it. But let's ask.
Guys: Can you piss if you're not standing?
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I always sit to pee because it takes less energy. A side benefit is that it doesn't get on the edge of the bowl or on the floor.
The house I bought 30 years ago had carpet in the bathroom. I've been in the habit of sitting to pee to keep the carpet clean(er).
I take blood pressure meds and waking up in the middle of the night it takes a while to re-establish equilibrium. So sitting helps then, too.
This issue cropped up for me when I had a "basket extraction" to remove kidney stones. Bryn was there to help me but I couldn't let out a drop sitting in bed. The same was true when I sat on the bed with my feet on the floor. Once Bryn got me on my feet I could have put out a forest fire. Unless I am extremely tired I stand. The only problem I have is keeping the proper aim when someone walks in and grabs me by the ass.😎
It's weird. If the urinals are all taken, and have to use a stall, then I sit. I often sit at at home two, because I can't stand splashes every year, and since I have to clean it........
OMG!
THE question that I experienced when I had my colon surgery on July 2017.
Before the surgery as the normal pre-surgery things to do is that you have to empty you colon with very hard stuff that gives you a real clean up of the total evacuation system.
What happened after this 3 hours surgery and hours and 2 days after is that doctor and nurses want you to piss in a bucket to see if all your normal blatter evacution is coming back. They have to mesure the among of urine to give me the out of the hospital ticket.
Now, my issue is that I cannot piss otherwise of standing up.
I have lot of issue pissing while sitting on tha toilet.
So, the bad thing is that as I piss standing up after this surgery, my «evacuating» systme was still very «liquid» and I couldn't retain that in the same time I was pissing.
I know this seems odd and not funny but I did some mess on the floor while trying to fill that damn mesure bucket for the nurse.
Yes, for me pissing sitted is not my cup of tea.
Guys: Can you piss if you're not standing?
I prefer piss standing!
Yes I can… It's better than nothing but it's not easy nor fully completed.
This is normal, I think, because the penis extends under the perineum and while sitting we compress the urethra which is beneath.
We don't need to be standing to urinate, we can also be sitting on the toilet bezel, and there, we don't compress the urethra.
I have even read from several sources that that is the best to do because it limits the risks of prostate problems.
Hugs and bisous, my darlings Jean and Pat.
I am a Critical Care Unit / Intensive Care Unit nurse for a large private hospital company in Australia.
This 'issue' is actually more common than one thinks. Even male patients who have catheter bags attached to them (it depends on the surgery, but in most cases it is 90%), they 'hold' their pee and say they cannot urinate without standing.
Depending on the procedure has been taken out (with the exception of Cardiac, some spinal or neurosurgeries), how long the patient has been in the hospital Unit, the progress of the patient (non drowsiness when fully upright - in either sitting or standing positions) and if we have a couple of extra spare hands (orderlies / wardsmen), the patient can be helped to stand to urinate.
Met a guy once who told me he always sits to pee; he was trained by his mother who got mad at having to clean pee off the bathroom floor, and now as an adult he can't pee standing up.
I often sit with a late night or early morning pee, when I might be a little groggy-headed and don't want to miss the bowl. I've noticed though that when sitting, there's usually a few drops fluid left in the urethra that drains when I stand, so I often wipe with one square of paper before standing up.
There, I said it. Did I lose my man card?
Not wetting the bed is so ingrained in us, that it would be difficult for most people to initially urinate whilst actually in bed. It's also usual to retch over the side of the bed when we feel sick, rather than soil the bed itself.
Men are so used to pissing upright, that when you add that into the equation, it's not surprising that actually having to piss in bed lying down is somewhat difficult.
I have recently become aware that I have been holding back ejaculation and losing part of the experience because of a long term issue over "wetting the sheets" stemming from childhood. Whilst I have slept naked since teenage years, going back to wearing sleep shorts to catch any emission has eased my mind about that dreaded issue and helped a little with the ejaculatory experience.
Wetting the bed is still a very important issue in the psyches of human beings, so problems with being obliged to evacuate waste, even if necessary and facilitated to prevent actual soiling of the bed, is not so unusual and we generally try to avoid it in some way.
I can piss no matter what LOL
And I cannot (well, I can, I saw IT) believe a bar would have sports playing that LOW.
The man pissing on top of that mountain gave me vertigo!
XOXO
It could be an issue of the prostate gland sliding forward when sitting... blocking flow. It happens.
It is easier to piss standing but I can piss in most positions I think. I hope you are yours are doing well, my Dear Friend. I wish you all the very best. Hugs, Licks, and Strokes, AOM
I can pee standing, sitting or squatting. Sometimes if sleepy or something I will just sit down to relieve myself. If I'm seated on the toilet, I can lightly tickle my lower back or upper crack area and make more pee flow out.
Standing is ideal for me. I can while sitting unless I'm hard.
Country boys usually prefer standing because growing up, our urinal stretches to the horizon.
@ kiwikid1977 - Thank you for the comment. Sometimes, we men get to thinking no one else in the world has had to deal with a situation like this. It's excellent to get the information from a professional.
@ Anon 12-18 - Ah, the country life...where the visible world is your urinal.
The relief was intense. It surprised me when fingers touched my dick to clear it. I actually laughed when he shook it to get rid of the drop. God bless nurses is all I can say.
The last time I peed sitting down, I had drunk a gallon of GoldenSeal to pass a piss test, then couldn't wait any longer. I ran from the clininc and got in my truck to drive home but soaked the seat instead. Therefore, I would say, it depends on how bad I have to pee. If it's a real emergency, I can wet my pants!
I can piss standing and sitting. At home's wc, I mostly sit, except in the morning, where I drain my lizard in the shower because of morning wood. I am not eager to clean up.....
When I am in the mood or have a stiffy, I step out of the house and piss standing, mostly up a wall or in the garden.
@ Anon - The solution most guys turn to with the morning boner is the shower. Pissing outside, stiffy or not, is a good idea as we find drought hitting so many places around the world - it really is best to not be flushing.
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