Tuesday, May 9, 2023

Frequent Boners

"I been reading ur blog for a while now an it helped this passed week when my younger brother wouldnt get out of bed cuz he had a boner and didnt want me to see it I said welcome to puberty little man get used to it and learn to enjoy it he ask me what I meant and told him to play with his balls and his dick and hed figure out do you think itd b ok if I showed him?"






Thanks for reading and I'm glad you were able to put some knowledge to good use. But let me also suggest you learn how to at least use punctuation. No offense, dude, but that was a bit difficult to decipher.


That said, you were spot on, but he'll need to get used to more than morning wood. As I'm sure you know, frequent boners are going to be a big part of his immediate future. And trying to hide them is going to seem like a constant job.




The easiest way to hide boners is to tuck them under the waistband.









Do I think it would be okay if you showed him how to play with his cock? Brothers have been jacking off together for...well, forever. So, if you want to help him out in the education department, go for it.



20 comments:

SickoRicko said...

Yep!

Sixpence Notthewiser said...

The waistband trick is a good one. Especially if the little brother has dick that points upward.
As for jerking off with the brother, I think all he has to do is point the little brother to one of the Tubes. There's plenty tutorials there...

XOXO

Your French Patrick said...

If I understand correctly, there are only two kinds of men: those who are erect too often and those who are erect too rarely and both categories complain about it.

Hugs and bisous, my darlings Jean and Pat.
Have a great day.

Rad said...

I had a young friend who would crash at my place so we could go out power drinking around Boston. Many a morning he would wake up with a MASSIVE raging hardon, mutter "Ah fuck!" and roll over to hide it until is subsided. In that aspect, he was a bit modest. Would LOVED to have seen him stroke it!

Workmen and Rednecks said...

I myself have been educated as to how to handle a boner - easy pun, I know - by my brother who was 4 years older. I cannot recall how exactly it started but as we both were pre-teens it was playful, as well as moments that only us would share as brothers. So we kept it a tacit secret, as a natural thing to do that di not concern adults. That is, until one Sunday afternoon: we were at it in a bedroom on the second floor of our parent's house. I guess that at some point my mother told my dad something like "why don't you go and check what these two are doing,?". When our dad came into the room while we were froting and asked "what's that you're doing, boys?" my brother came up with a line I'll never forget: "err, we're just playing dinosaurs...". LoL!
I'm grateful it was my dad that showed up. No reprimand, only sth like "get dressed, time for your afternoon snack".
Anyway, if you are close enough with your younger brother then you are most probably the one person to teach him the best way(s) of getting rid of his boners, discreetly and without any shame.

Mistress Maddie said...

The sad part is...Id probably direct him to a jack off video. If the little brother tells someone else his big brother showed him his cock and jacked off to show him...all hell may break loose...even though nothing came of it. These days because of conservative wing nuts everything is misconstrued.

whkattk said...

@ Laurent - We had similar experiences, then. My brother is 3 years older and he's the one who taught me how to jack off. In our case, it was our mother who saw us but never said a peep to our dad. Thank goodness, because the one time he caught my brother doing it he beat him with a razor strap until his legs bled. I think our mom knew better --- she had 4 older brothers out on the farm.

whkattk said...

@ Maddie - Yeah, rather than instructing him himself, showing him videos would be an option. Depends on the general attitude toward sex in their household.

whkattk said...

@ Rad - Maybe you should've spoken up and told him you knew and he didn't need to hide the morning wood. It's worked for other guys I've heard from.

whkattk said...

@ MFP - True. Hugs and bisous.

whkattk said...

@ Six - Straight up or not, the waistband tuck should work. Yeah, videos could do the job. XOXO

Anonymous said...

That only works if your boner is long enough to reach the waistband. :(

JeanWM said...

Lucky him he has a brother. French Patrick's comment is one for the books, LOL. Hugs and bisous.

Erick said...

My first boner experience was with my cousin who was a year older than me. In the basement of his house, while our 4 parents played bridge together upstairs. He told me he'd been playing with his for awhile, and could I show him mine, which was getting obvious. I have 2 brothers, and never did we engage in sibling sex of any kind, nor did my father discuss "sex" with me until I was about 17 and I told him about a dream I had had about seeing another Man in a toilet stall, and having a wet dream. My Father sent me to a psychologist who was, in hindsight completely Queer. queer..... More some other day

Big Dude said...

My Dad caught my jerking off several times. I quickly pulled the sheet over my dick, and he finally just pulled the sheet back on my bed, grabbed my hard on, and said "Don't be ashamed to do this around me. Now finish what you started." I did, he watched, gave me some pointers about grip and stroke and rhythm. After that, if he was hard, he did not hide it from me.

UtahJock said...

I can't imagine having to be shown how to jack off. It seems to be a natural motion.

whkattk said...

@ Anon - That's true. It can still be situated in the up position to minimize the log in the crotch.

Xersex said...

some pics are so artistic!

Anonymous said...

I could only wish I had a big brother to teach out all kinds of things. I had to learn on my own which was honestly confusing! The one "instruction" I had was from a coach during HS who caught me stroking in the shower after an independent study weightlifting class. He didn't reprimand me, but told me I needed to be more careful and to finish up and hurry. He didn't stick around to watch, and never mentioned it again, but was normal afterward so I took it as a gentle reminder verses a negative experience.

uptonking said...

Maddie makes a good point. Maybe it's a generational thing, but I am not comfortable giving the go ahead to the older brother. Too creepy for me. But... that's me and my upbringing. As Rozella sings... Everybody's Free. Kizzes.