Tuesday, May 16, 2023

No Apparent Reason

"So, I’m at the dentist the other day, having a cavity filled (insert pun here).  Anyway, the dentist is drilling away (insert another pun) and I notice that am developing a very complete hard-on.  I’m sitting in the chair, sporting a full woody and there’s no way to disguise/hide it.  The dentist had to notice, but didn’t even slightly acknowledge it.  Why a stiffy?  It’s not the dentist (not my type).  Is it the drill?  Vibration?  The domination (dom has never been a turn-on for me)?  Then, why?"


Guys get erections all the time. For no apparent reason at all. But I think it's part and parcel of the needed blood oxygen. It probably started that way, anyway. 




What makes them balloon to full-on boner?




That could be anything, really. Physical stimulation or mental trigger.



Much like a small thing might trigger a memory (good or bad), it could've been an oral connection without you even realizing it.


If you're concerned about that type of reaction for future dental visits: Place your cock in an "up" position against your abdomen before you go in. That way the erection won't snake down a pant leg and be obvious.






20 comments:

SickoRicko said...

I love all the images you used!

Your French Patrick said...

Tous ces petits soldats au garde à vous, ça laisse rêveurs...

All these little soldiers at attention, it leaves you dreaming...

Hugs and bisous, my darlings Jean and Pat.
Have a great day.

Mistress Maddie said...

That's happened to me at the dentist twice. And it just happens. And I agree with the reader, there's no way my dentist couldn't have noticed, especially since the one time I was Commando. Of course he had a male hygienist. So if he would have felt the need to feel me up who would I be to argue! I assumed it was from the vibrations of the drill, or Heather knows what was going through my head at the moment.

Big Dude said...

Never had a rod at the dentist's office. But my PCP has seen my hard cock a hundred times. Not that he was interested.

Sixpence Notthewiser said...

I have never. But hey, every boner is a blessing!
And that guy in the classroom desk reminded me of this guy in high school who used to show me his dick ALL THE TIME.
Oh, those were the times...

XOXO

JeanWM said...

Too much or too little, I'm hoping there is this mountain of folks out there where everything is working just fine.
Hugs and bisous.

Anonymous said...

My dad and his brother argued about up or down position, now I know why!

Moran-Newman Farms said...

It seems at times that our dicks are actually sentient beings. They have the capacity to feel joy, pleasure, pain afterall. Perhaps they just get into a place where they feel lonely and want attention

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

You've had a few posts lately about getting random boners. As a straight dude who reads your blog on a regular basis I have to add my 2 cents for that guy getting a hard-on at the dentist visit. I was in a seminar with a male speaker droning on about the most boring shit and about half way through got the biggest hardest log of wood in years. Our dicks don't care where we are or what we're doing they'll pop up. We just have to accept there's nothing we can do to control them.

whkattk said...

@ Anon, May 17, 2023 at 6:18 AM - Thank you for sending in the question!

whkattk said...

@ Maddie - It seems that more and more men have come to realize that erections happen and when they see a guy with a boner in a nonsexual situation they ignore it. That's a good thing.

whkattk said...

@ Moran - Could be. 😎😁

whkattk said...

@ Big Dude - I think tons of doctors have seen tons of erections. It really should phase them at all beyond the medical.

whkattk said...

@ Anon, May 17, 2023 at 8:23 AM - "Our dicks don't care..." Well said!

whkattk said...

@ Anon, May 16, 2023 at 8:31 PM - Whichever of them argued for "up" makes sense now, doesn't it? The Waistband Tuck is easier to achieve.

Anonymous said...

I call this 'up' dick position the "midnight cowboy"

Xersex said...

I can't think of a less erotic situation than a session at the dentist, even just to clean my teeth well (which I do every six months, but with a female dentist).

uptonking said...

I despise going to the dentist so much, I never do anything without gas. So, while my mind wanders just enough, I am still very much aware of the eminent danger of those pokey instruments - knowing I could jump through the ceiling in pain at any moment... so... no. I am not going to be getting a boner at the dentist. Sigh. Even though he is SOOOOO my type.

T said...

Ive had my dentist start to fluff up during a visit once. That would have been more friction than anything else as he was trying to get my wisdom tooth out and it just wouldnt come out. He was trying from all angles to get it out. I get along with my dentist, each time I go for check up half the visit is just talking and then its the check up stuff.

Having a friendly relationship with your dentist makes a huge difference.

Hard-ons happen anywhere at anytime. Some are more predictable than others. The driving ones are most common for us.