Wednesday, May 31, 2023

Mature Enough

Won't be able to make my blog rounds today.
My wife was in a car accident this morning. He hit her while trying to make a right turn from the center lane.
No injuries, just a damaged vehicle.
Well, this is what ya get living in a tourist destination.
I had the following scheduled to go.



 

Today marks the end of Masturbation Month. I trust you all did your part to honor Joycelyn Elders, who was fired from the Clinton administration for suggesting --- in a private conversation --- "masturbation should, perhaps, be taught."


She had just completed a speech at a university, and meant that as a college-level course for people clearly old and mature enough to handle and understand the material.















18 comments:

Sixpence Notthewiser said...

OMG
Hope she's ok! Fuck people and their stupid entitled ways. Really. I've seen that happen because people just NEED to go in a certain direction and NOBODY IS GONNA STOP THEM. Ugh.

XOXO

Paul said...

Sorry to hear of the accident. Hope your wife is OK, but watch out for shock, or even PTSD, to set in later on.

Mistress Maddie said...

Hopefully your wife will still be doing good in a couple days and won't be sore. The car is replaceable your wife isn't. Thank heaven she's all right.

Hooter from Owls Rest said...

Glad to hear your wife is OK. I imagine petty shook up. A car can be fixed easier than a person.

SickoRicko said...

I'm glad your wife is okay! Cars can be replaced.

Your French Patrick said...

I don't have a wife or a car and therefore I don't risk being confronted with your situation, but I wish them (your holy wife and the car) everything will go as well as possible.
On the other hand it is wise to have in stock some posts scheduled, and for my part, I have always enough to hold on for a week.
You didn't tell us if we still have the right to masturbate, but I think that most of your readers will guess that.

Hugs and bisous, my honeys Jean and Pat.

William said...

So glad your wife was not hurt. Sorry you have to deal with the hassle of the auto repairs. Take care.

Big Dude said...

I blasted a jizz load every day this month, dedicating the act, the ejaculation, and the semen itself to my brother males everywhere.

Big Dude said...

Sorry to hear about your wife's accident. I am glad nobody was injured. Cars can be replaced, even if it's a big pain in the ass.

Anonymous said...

Sorry for your wife and the hassle of getting a replacement car, etc. bon courage.

Anonymous said...

Would be interested to know the context of the four guys which seem to be facing off. The shorter team on the right seem to be primed and ready.

paulmmn said...

Whoa! Sorry to hears about your wife's accident, and glad there were no injuries.
--PaulMmn

uptonking said...

I did not know that about Elders. That... is a tragedy. Yet another failure of Clinton's Whitehouse. The dirty bugger. What a hypocrite. He made a mess. He made a mess all over her pretty party dress!

JeanWM said...

Even accidents with no injuries are a real pain. Ugh. So glad your wife is OK. One of the problems with living in a tourist town, and worse can be college towns. I happen to live in one with both. It’s a miracle the students and the tourist survive.
Hugs and bisous.

Sean Kelly said...

Sorry to hear about the accident. Pleased your wife is physically unharmed. Appendages crossed damage and insurance are handled quickly and efficiently.

Sean

Xersex said...

hope all well. Best wishes for your wife

Gay Dad in Atlanta said...

I hope all is ok with your wife and car. IN the meantime I just wanted to say that I make EVERY month masturbation month :). AT 59 I'm still going at it at least twice a day and still have sex with my husband when we can.

fullmoonma said...

Tabulated my orgasms during May Masturbation Month using my blog: 1391 total, 1390 little dry ones, one wet one. Average 45 per day about 1 minutes apart in sets of 20-30 typically. Below my goal of 3 sets a day, but, hey, life intrudes on bating!