Balls, Balls, Balls!

You know what that means…it’s that time of the month again.

It’s time to do that ball check. At the next possible convenience, drop trou, get the boys all nice and warm and hanging low. Then fondle ‘em. Squeeze ‘em and please ‘em. It doesn’t hurt a bit and it can certainly help. Look for any spots that may seem a bit denser to the touch, and lumps… If anything should seem suspicious to you, get thee to your doctor so he can give your boys a repeat massage performance. As the old adage goes: The life you save may be your own.

If your own ball check turns out well and you've popped a bit of bone, go ahead, give ‘em a little bit of a workout; we know you want to and it’s perfectly fine. Empty ‘em. It’s for your own good.

Then, once you’ve cleaned up and put the lube away, use any means necessary (phone, text message, IM, Facebook, email, whatever) to encourage every other male in your life (brothers, best friends, drinking buddies, co-workers, cousins, uncles) to do a thorough check their own man-berries.

Or, maybe you know a guy who would enjoy getting together to do a real Buddy Ball Check and check each other’s nuts. Get naked, get the boys hanging nice and loose, and start the investigation. Ball Check first – play after.

Don’t let any of the men you know become a death statistic.

The result may be that you save someone’s life. And that’s a good feeling, even if it’s not the result of a group grope!

Never done a check on yourself? Never done one on someone else? Not sure how to really go about it? Or not really sure what you’re looking for? Watch the video:

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