Just a little humor to brighten your weekend...
New innovation in Sports Bar design:
So you don't miss a single minute of the race, or game, when you have to go take a leak, you piss on a glass wall with the television placed right there where you're aiming! Especially great fun if you get to piss on a team or player you don't particularly like!
Watched while you pee!
Talk about itimidating! How do you take a whizz with a bunch of women peering over the urinal? I mean, shit! it's bad enough when the dude next to you is staring at you while you have your pecker in your hand. LOL! How about making it a useful tool? The government could put little cameras behind the eyes for drug testing purposes...
New Frontier in Science Education.
A new frontier in men marking thier territory - a heat sensitive wall/floor trough urinal that changes color as you piss! Now if they'd pipe in a message explaining the chemistry behind it, you learn while you take a leak!
And finally, Pastor Sperm give a sermon.
Assuming, of course, the guy uses his athletic tube socks for cum rags. Personally, I think the majority of us just prefer to let it fly and soak our torsos... Then what life do they end up in? The land of dry, flakey skin!
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