Cup o’ Joe

Coffee

Cock

         Mmm...morning.

          Interesting that some folks have started calling coffee “cock”  - I think it stems from the old saying “I like my coffee the way I like my cock, strong and black.” or, “…strong with lots of cream.”

This must be the end of a quarter when it’s time to release findings of studies. A follow-up study (Health Professionals Follow-up Study), Harvard School of Public Health, analyzed data collected from 47,911 U.S. men and reported in an article from The Washington Post: Men who regularly drink coffee appear to be less likely to develop prostate cancer. Men who consumed 6 or more cups per day were nearly 20% less likely to develop any form of prostate cancer. But - - those heavy-weight coffee drinkers were also 60% less likely to be diagnosed with a lethal prostate tumor. And the risk was cut whether they drank leaded or unleaded brew. I knew all that coffee drinking would turn out to be a good thing!

Prostate cancer is the second leading cause of cancer deaths among men in the United States.

Now, I wonder if the data also collected from these guys included how often they ejaculated…Hmmm. Since other studies have found the more times a guy cums, the lower his risk of prostate cancer, that would’ve added an interesting twist to things, eh? At least for the more common forms.

So, don’t skip that cup of java in the morning guys. In fact, have a cup at lunch and one at dinner. And don’t skip getting those man-berries off as often as possible either. Maybe you could drink another cup after you’ve cum. Adding the two things together won’t guarantee anything, but it sure couldn’t hurt, now could it?

Morning coffee and morning wood - a terrific combination!

 And for those who might like to really combine things...

You can drink your morning coffee from a Pecker Mug with you're stroking and top it off with a little tasty cream of your own.