We're fast approaching May; the monthlong Masturbation Celebration.
You'd think that National Cum Day would land in there, somewhere.
But, according to WhatNationalDayIsIt, that happens on September 24.
Isn't it nice that things like this are spread throughout the year to extend our enjoyment?
17 comments:
So we have two months to celebrate masturbation?
And the WHOLE month is a party? Sign me in!
XOXO
Everyone needs to start gathering their supplies for the month!
I think we should celebrate anything as long as we want and how we want and otherwise it's no longer a celebration but a chore.
Hugs and bisous, my darlings Jean and Pat.
Enjoy a pleasant day.
Hell, I had a 11-month jump start on Masturbation Month
We don't just limit our masterbation to one month or one place. Tonight at midnight we will be heading to Decatur Alabama for a week to visit a friend. We will be in a new state that we will have the privilege to masterbate.
@ MFP - I don't thank any guy thinks of masturbation as a chore. At least I hope not! LOL. Hugs and bisous.
@ Six - It's an open invitation. Feel free to join! XOXO
@ Hooter - In AL?? OMG. Don't get caught. That there is one of them states where they don't like us folks much at all. 😉
Hell, pulling the tool is a daily celebration for me. Let the sploot shoot! Brotherds,I'll be jacking my dick and shooting my spoolt in your honor all during May.
We had thought of driving down nude since it will be in the middle of the night, but then changed our minds since it is Alabama.
I'm not sure about AL, polls show folks from FL who are not happy with the the mouse wars, are choosing AL as first choice. Hugs and bisous.
Why set aside a limited time for what Bill Burr calls "the champagne of celebration"?
It can be a chore though for those of us with Anhedonia for which ejaculation/orgasm feels only as good as a dick sneeze and hardly worth the effort.
The best time of year. Plenty of inspirational training material every day. Bring it on!
@ Jean - From FL to AL? If DeSantis has his way, all 50 states will be forced to his way of thinking. Hugs and bisous.
I hadn't seen that bit with Carol Burnett and Larry Sanders. Very funny! Two comic geniuses being genius. Then you have Jeffrey Tambor in the background, being funny without even trying. Great comedy seems like a lost art sometimes... Thanks for sharing!
@ hsgisme - While I've never been a Larry Sanders fan, I have to agree that there are times comedy seems to be a lost art.
how much cum!
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