"After reading your Ball Check post last week I thought I should share another problem guys face but don't talk about. My kid wakes me up telling me he has to pee and can't. Turned out he had a morning boner that could've hammered nails. Nothing I told him to do worked the usual running water sticking his hand in warm water. He was in so much pain I thought his bladder would bust and took him to the ER. The docs gave him a shot of something right to the base of his dick. Voila! and the flow started faster than he could get the bedpan urinal over the end. I felt really bad for him not to mention the people who had to clean up the floor. They released him without any suggestions at all in case there's a next time. Any ideas?"
If the morning wood is so hard you can't pee and you can't get rid of the boner, it may feel like your bladder is going to burst but, according to the National Institutes of Health (NIH), Bladder Rupture is relatively rare.
Healthline's article "Peeing With a Boner" offers some advice.
Just keep in mind that everyone is different and not all boners are created equal, so what works for some might not work for others. If you’re having a hard time relaxing enough to make any headway or really can’t wait, then it’s time to put the pressure on — literally. The combo of all that pressure, a forceful stream, and a pinched urethra is likely to be a lot like an out of control fire hose and lead to one very messy bathroom. [This is why I've always recommended pissing in the shower.]
Try one of these methods to place light pressure on your bladder:
- bend over to pee
- pee sitting down [You'd actually have to couple this with bending over in order to hit the bowl.]
- gently massage or place light pressure over your bladder (it’s between your belly button and pubic bone)
If these don’t work thanks to an especially persistent boner, warming your bladder is another technique that some people find helpful. Do this by placing a hot water bottle or heat pack over the area to relax your muscles.
Boners are great....
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Fortunately for me, relaxing enough to pee isn't too difficult.
I always tell everyone gay or straight, just a picture Donald Trump naked. I find that works for 99.5% of people to get rid of the boner!
Good advice. It is interesting, but the best is not to need it.
Hugs and bisous, my darlings Jean and Pat.
Have a great day.
Did the dad suggest masterbating to get rid of the morning wood. Peeing in a warm shower can also relax and you can pee right there. I sometimes pee in the shower without having a boner. I think Maximus does also.
The Healthline article's advice about putting pressure on the bladder applied to the situation where you wanted to keep the boner and pee through it. It also said "Most experts will tell you that you're better off waiting until you lose your erection to pee." So, wouldn't the best advice be advice on how to lose the erection? For example, the classic cold shower, which also has the advantage that when the pee starts, you won't make a mess because you're already in the shower.
Oh myyyy
I'm one of those guys who has to sit down and maneuver to pee when he's got a boner. And I have to wait a second because If I'm too hard it's almost impossible to pee. I'm always amazed by porn starts who can pee rock hard.
And could I have Johnah Wheeler for breakfast, please?
XOXO
@ Larry - Ah, see? Even **I** failed to mention the cold shower.
@ Hooter - Don't know if he suggested jerking off to get rid of the boner. He didn't mention that. 'Course, neither did I! It's always worth a try.
@ Six - Yep, I've never been able to pee with a hard-on. I bet Jonah would be willing to at least let you have a taste. XOXO
@ Maddie - Oh, that would do it!! LOL
@ Rick - I always had to employ the "lean over with hands propped against the wall" pictured above. Until I figured out the shower was the easiest and cleanest way.
@ MFO - True. The less fortunate must find workarounds. Hugs and bisous.
Jerking off works for a super boner, but not necessarily for priapism. But it can be painful.
I wonder if it would help always to pee before you go to bed. That way if you can't pee in the a.m. first thing, you won't feel panicky about your bladder being too full. Hugs and bisous.
pissing with a boner is impossible. At least I'm thinking of myself
I always pee in the shower. It is something like a reflex. As soon as a step in and get the water flowing, my cock starts peeing. With or without boner. And in the mornings it is far more enjoyable just standing there rock-hard and let the cock spray where it likes to.
Thankfully I never was in a situation where I could not pee due to a boner. And involving ones parents is a bit humiliating for a kid. As soon as a found out how to come I never needed assistance. I just experimented with my boner when to pee and when not.
@ Jean - Absolutely. That, and curtailing liquid intake about an hour before bedtime. Hugs and bisous.
Peeing before bed is no guarantee of not having to go urgently in the morning, speaking from experience. Cumming is also (for me, at least) a fast solution to the bladder problem, as I always have to wait several minutes for the urine flow to start.
Any idea how old the boy is? Priapism can occur spontaneously in boys between five and ten years, then again later in life. Also, males with sickle cell anemia notoriously can suffer from this. I expect if he has SCA the condition is already known.
Rough case, no doubt very frightening and embarrassing for him, poor kid.
My partner and his dad had this every now and then. What they found helped was doing a full squat; feet flat, ass to ankles. Hold it while at the bottom, take a few deep breathes while down and then slowly back up. Repeat a couple times until the hardon goes down or you start to pee.
Do it in the shower as when you start to pee you wont be able to stop it.
Works too if you have a few issues with poo. Makes it easier and helps with those rogue nuggets that dont wont to go for a swim.
@ T - another new solution to try for those who need it. Thank you!
Can't say I have experienced that problem. I had no problems in my youth pissing through a hard-on. Of course the AIM was all over the map (forget about hitting one spot!). I had a few instances with my first lover where I would be fucking him and found myself having to pee badly. I would usually just pull out, run to the bathroom and aim into the shower, but he wanted me inside, so I just... pissed inside! The look of shock that came over his face as I flooded him! He quickly decided it would be best to stop our activity while he duck-walked into the bathroom to empty out...
Moi aussi je fais pipi sous la douche...mais si je suis en érection, aucune possibilité de pisser :(
My father taught me to hold my breath as much as possible several times.
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