Thursday, April 6, 2023

I Wish

 

Yep. Any man can attest to that. Especially if it sticks around for any length of time.




Despite the difficulty of boners "on demand" --- or should I say the lack of them --- due to the Muscular Dystrophy, every once in a while I'm gifted with morning wood. It's usually quite diminished by the time my feet hit the floor and completely gone by the morning piss.




It's extremely rare for it to stick around.



For some reason, it did today.


And I wish I could discover the secret to that.




17 comments:

Sixpence Notthewiser said...

when I was in my twenties, morning wood was a common occurrence. Nowadays? More like morning chub.


XOXO

Your French Patrick said...

I don't worry as I am sure that you can discover the secret to that.

Hugs and bisous, my darlings Jean and Pat.
Have a great day.

SickoRicko said...

Cherish those moments, however they happen. Great post.

Rad said...

Yup. Right there with you. I'm 62, moderately obese and fighting a batch of related health issues, along with 2 years stressors that more or less killed my ability to get a hardon. When it works, it works, and usually I will take the time to enjoy it.

Don said...

Congrats on the wood! As an old man, I rejoice when I get one!

stache said...

Maybe the colonoscopy, or was that someone else -

whkattk said...

@ stache - It's been a week since the colonoscopy. The wood like this morning happens so rarely and for that reason alone it's nice to revel in it, if only for a short while.

JeanWM said...

One more of life's mysteries. And when they happen, they are memorable. Even though for years they happened every day!!

Makes you wonder what used to happen every day that now doesn't, and we don't even know.
Oh well, hugs and bisous.

Mistress Maddie said...

I generally still wake up hard. Im so NOT a morning person...and when the Lad is here his schtick is to blow me while I still sleep and I generally come to and wake up. He takes his life in his hands. Lucky for him he has talent and a good mouth.

Xersex said...

They only happen to me if I'm having a sexual dream.

fullmoonma said...

I kind of remember morning boners. I think they were victims of the blood pressure control med I started on 25 years ago. My daily Cialis isn't enough to get them to return except in the rare case that I'm having an erotic dream on awakening - and probably that's a result of the hardon and not the cause. I do get more intense dreams when I take a tylenol in the middle of the night. I often fall asleep holding a somewhat swollen penis - out like a light in a minute or two. Could I train my hand to jack me hard before I wake up?

Anonymous said...

I should imagine the prep and colonoscopy upset your system and upsets often take a while to return to normal. As part of the return to normal, your system would transition through various thresholds, the combination of which might be closer to your younger erect self normal for a short time.

Just a thought.

Of course it could just be a coincidental rare erection at this time, but whatever the reason, I hope you managed to enjoy the gift as much as possible.

whkattk said...

@ fullmoonma - Not sure how you'd do that. But if you figure it out, make sure you share it with the rest of us!

whkattk said...

@ Jean - I'm not sure I would want to find out what else isn't working! LOL Hugs and bisous.

T said...

Still happen whenever any sleep involved. Even a nap it will be hard at the end of it. Every now and then just before start to fall to sleep its already hard.

Just wait until it knows there is more than one dick in the house and its like they are in competition with each other without telling you. Partner and I work different shifts during the week and the waking hardon doesnt last long once we are up but when its the weekends they stay hard much longer.

When his dad stays over or we stay over at his parents house (his mother is overseas for a few months helping family out) its like new competitor in the ring and each one wants to be the last one standing. Even his dad notices he stays hard for longer and partner jokes around with him is this the reason why you want to stay over with us or have us stay here not because you dont want to be in the house on your own but you just want to have an easier time getting a hard on.

They have minds of their own without telling the rest of the body. At times the dick is just uncooperative at best.

hsgisme said...

When you're pushing 60, morning wood feels like a gift. I get so excited when it happens. It's like I'm a teen again...

Cale said...

Half-awake at 4 this morning, with a respectable boner. Kept it up for at least a half-hour through intermittent stroking. It is such an amazing feeling.