Truly, there are few things in life that feel as exquisite as relieving an overly full bladder
For men, waking up with a solid log of morning wood is wonderful
But the saying, "My balls are killing me." and then blasting a load to empty those achy, heavy man-berries, relieving the case of Blue Balls after a few days abstinence is like Heaven on Earth.
There is nothing else like it; nothing to compare.
The sensations are indescribably delicious, the relief is palpable.
So, gentlemen... You want to make sure your balls don't literally kill you. And they can if you don't check them on a regular basis.
So, today - the 15th of the month - is dedicated as
Buddy Ball Check Day
The day we set aside all else until this has been accomplished. So haul the boys out, guys,
Give them a really good going over.
Once you've done it, then you can move on to enjoying them...