That Manly Stance

I'm driving out of the cul-de-sac (sans bared boner), peer to my left, and peer to my right...and what to my wandering eye should appear?

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Yes, it's that instantly recognizable manly stance...

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I've hit that exact spot in the same way myself once or twice. Yes, even that close to home and there was no way I would make it even another minute.

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Then, I get about a mile away from home, at the corner of a very busy intersection...traffic is driving by, and a group of people are waiting there for the next bus to come along. There, in the small landscaped area in front of a convenience store - which offers no conveniences to the public

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and a man is trying very hard to be discreet about pissing.

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When we're out and about and there are no facilities in the area to take advantage of, what else is a guy to do? As a cop once said to me not that long ago, "What guy hasn't pissed on the side of the road once in a while."

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Which is why I have given my pool guy

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and my yard guy

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express permission to make necessary use of my property. I've set aside a particular place, against the block fence,

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which I use regularly in my small effort to conserve water - which is a very, very precious commodity here. Having a cock offers men this advantage, but it also provides no doubt in the case of those boners.

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Yet, that's another issue we shouldn't be ashamed of.

It's a natural, physiological function.

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Today is September 11...a day we here in the US should remember, pay honor to the 3,000+ lives that were taken in 2001. Not only those of the World Trade Center, but the lives which ended on that day in a field in Pennsylvania, and the Pentagon.