Thursday, October 15, 2015

More On Balls

I have an appointment this morning, but that was hardly going to stop me from posting the monthly reminder...though it is a scheduled one

Buddy Ball Check

Do that ball check, guys. Give "The Boys" a thorough once-over.
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If all is well, terrific. go on about your day. If something seems out of the ordinary, schedule that appointment to have your doctor check them.
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That done, reach out to every male you can - in any way you can - to remind them to do the same.
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More on Balls
The post I did about Twisted Testicles garnered a comment from an Anonymous Reader who asked about Testicular Trauma from getting kicked in the nuts, and whether it might require medical care.
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Here's the deal: If your boys get battered in any way, go home and ice them down immediately.
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The best thing to use if a bag of frozen peas, or frozen rice; they'll meld to your sac better than just about anything else. Or crush up some ice cubes, wrap them in a towel and place it against your groin. Just ice them with something.
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IF you experience severe pain that lasts longer than a couple of hours, or the swelling does not reduce, hightail it to the Emergency Room. One or both of your balls could have been ruptured (burst). The ER folks will do a scrotal scan to determine if your testicles are still in one piece or if they've been mangled to the point of needing surgery. They will then take the appropriate action.
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Folks, when it comes to the balls, don't mess around...
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10 comments:

A French Patrick said...

My dear Pat, OK for doing the balls check, but if I empty my balls previously, will that be considered as being the issuing of a check without provision?
You said balls? I know many jokes but little are translatable, it would be necessary to explain the plays on words and then it is not funny any more. I hope that that one will please you: An Egyptian who engraves hieroglyphs asks to his colleague "I would not want to make a spelling mistake. "Virile", that spells with one or two balls?"

I wish you a wondrous day, darling, with a lot of bisous. On your balls, but only if you have checked yours.

LORD PATRICK said...

Trust your appointment went well! Great information as always. Great photos too! New post on ENHANCED MASCULINITY! Have a great weekend, my friend, Patrick

A French Patrick said...

Me too I ask you the question of the Egyptian, answer please: one or two balls?
Bisou.

mistress maddie said...

I like balls, but that picture of the rupture hit as I was eating dinner!

SickoRicko said...

Lovely pix!

whkattk said...

@ MFP - Two balls, mon ami. :-)

whkattk said...

@ mistress - I do apologize for that... I sometimes find it necessary to show men the results if they do not treat their packages with the proper care. Warm hugs I hope will make you feel better.

Xersex said...

if you have some troubles about balls, you should have some pain there, I can imagine ...

AOM said...

Thanks for all the important information you give us. I really appreciate what you do. I've checked my balls and all is well. Thanks for the reminder. Wishing you a wonderful weekend, brother. Huggin' and Strokin' you! AOM

A French Patrick said...

I would have said the same thing, then I remembered that the Egyptians always showed the human beings of profile. Bisous.