Wednesday, October 21, 2015

What's Your Experience?

I need some help here, folks. I need to know if women - particularly moms - are this ... clueless when it comes to guys and their cocks.

One of my wife's co-workers lamented yesterday about her step-son, who has moved from the mid-west. She arrived home early the other day to find the TV on and the recliner pushed fully back, yet empty. "What was he doing that he had to jump up out of that chair and run off up the stairs?"
"Well," my wife told her, "maybe he had to take a leak."
"But, most likely, he was Taking Care of Business."
"What does that mean? ... OH! Are you kidding me?!?! Why would he do that? Why would he disrespect me like that?"
Really? I mean, really? Disrespect her? Because he's jacking off in the family room?

The dude is nineteen. Is it surprising he'd be taking advantage of having the house to himself? Are guys expected to always have to hide and deny the activity from mothers? 
From girlfriends?
From spouses?
Help me out here, folks. What's your experience on this score? Did you, or do you, have to hide the fact you jack off? Is jacking off anywhere but the bedroom or bathroom "disrespectful?"


Xersex said...

for sure I have hidden my sexual businesses to my parents. They imagined I made my wanks and I have never spoken to them about sex subjects. Don't ask don't tell in absolute serenity. There's some sujbects it's better avoid, if it's not absolutely necessary. sexuality and its practice are too intimate, and I didn't wanted to share it with my parents.

About to be or not to be disrespectful, this problem has never occured to me, because we've never spoken about this, and because I have always been enough clever to hide my sexual wanking activities, never dirtying sheets or something else.

mistress maddie said...

All I can is some people just to to loosen up and live!!!! Meanwhile your welcome to take anything from the cas if you can lift it!!! Lol!

Spear said...

Growing up I hid jacking off from parents. My mother had no idea that I might even think about masturbating. My father never once talked about anything "down there". I nevertheless grew up jacking my way into manhood, and I still jack off as often as I feel like

semper_veri said...

Disrespect is in the eye of the beholder. I don't agree with the co-worker. Just sayin'. I don't think most women do or can understand the relationship between a guy and his cock. Of course women masturbation but as far ar I'm aware they don't get the sudden lightning bolt strike 'you have to right NOW urge.

A French Patrick said...

Being not a woman and much less a mom, as well yesterday, today and probably tomorrow, I cannot include myself in the panel of your opinion poll.
As regards your final question, I have never had a problem with the fact of spanking the monkey but I did not feel the need to speak about it and much less to make it in the presence of my relatives, but there were no places enshrined in the Constitution or the Bible as being sacred where it would have been "disrespectful" to be "taking care of business".
After all, business is business is an English expression, right? A French expression too, and we say as well "les affaires sont les affaires" as "business is business".
I wish you a wondrous day, my treasure, with a lot of bisous.

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Jean WM said...

OK, so my Catholic school education, having NO brothers, and a father surrounded by females, I am a poor person for feedback.

BUT, after my education HERE, I really think differently now. Totally. So, yes I think the majority of women would have a similar reaction. I honestly think they just don't realize how natural a thing it is. Because no one ever told US!!! I know my parents NEVER brought up the female version of masturbation. I figured that out on my own ;-).

Women are jealous creatures and to see your partner jacking off privately; about 95% women would be angry. Truly. Like what's his hand got that I don't??? OK, this is getting into relationships vs natural bodily functions. Who ever said women were reasonable?? Don't try to understand us.

Queer Heaven said...

Of course I hid my fun time when I was a kid.... but never no more.... I willl jack off anywhere and anytime,I do not care who watches.

whkattk said...

@ semper - You have that right. Completely. And Jean brought it to bear: Women get jealous of any cock activity which doesn't include them, mainly because they don't understand that sudden NEED.

whkattk said...

@ Jean - which is why we need to educate everyone. Not just women; everyone. Then fathers and mothers might be more amenable to disseminating the information. Couples argue about 2 things: Money and sex. If both sexes understood how the male body works there would be fewer arguments, fewer hurt feelings, and perhaps fewer separations and divorces.

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Anonymous said...

I grew up in a pretty open household and i was informed about sex and masturbation at a fairly early age, I made less effort to hide my actions and thus got caught a few times but it was never a big deal

whkattk said...

@ anon - See, that's terrific - - That is the way we grow up with positive attitudes toward sex. You were a lucky young man!