I think it's time to have a little fun.
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| For the doorknob |
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| For anywhere you'd like to post an invitation |
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| You're too late, bro. |
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| But don't hurt yourself |
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| I thought since I was down here... |
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| Nice drill bit |
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| Oh, just get naked together already! |
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| My Boner! All right, who put cryponite in here!?!? |
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| It most certainly does |
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| "I'll need to inspect that, sir!" |
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| I'd love a couple towel racks like that |
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| Unless you want to join me |
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| Unless you'd care to play with it, of course |
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| Truth! Every pair of zippered pants should have this label |
7 comments:
Great fun! Hugs, Patrick
Funny stuff! (I have, unfortunately, snagged my ball sack in the zipper.)
TOO FUNNY ! Great post ! Merry Merry Christmas !
Mark
I stole the pic of IKEA!
@ Rick - Yep - I've gotten my cock caught in zippers. Youch!
The IKEA picture was great, and I have a somewhat related story. A few years ago I posed nude for a sculptor. For the first few visits I would get a boner, since the whole experience was new. After a while I quit getting them. However, when he went to sculpt the genitals, he sculpted me with a boner, saying it was more "animal-like". At first I was unsure of it, but then I figured that it would actually be pretty functional; he told me he'd sell me a print (or whatever word they use for "copy") of the sculpture at cost, so a boner would make a great towel rack for the bathroom.
@ Broseph - Your own boner as towel racks...I love the idea! I hope you took advantage of that offer.
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