Tuesday, March 1, 2016

The Super Boner

A Faithful Reader sent an email in response to Man's Greatest Pleasure:
"That sounds like me pretty much every night.  The only difference, mine wakes me up because it gets so stiff it aches while i'm sleeping...."
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I woke this morning with extremely hard morning wood. Because of my M.D. it doesn't happen very often, so when it does it's such an incredible pleasure that a guy might describe it as glorious, and is the reason for the moniker "Morning Glory." But, I fully understand what he means. I think most men can.
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It is one of those oddities that we men deal with:
The Super Boner
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 The boner so hard it hurts
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These are the erections that won't go soft after we've cum,
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They'll remain hard and insistent
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until we manage another ejaculation in an attempt to tame the beast.
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Do you experience those types of boners?
How many ejaculations does it take to tame yours?

9 comments:

A French Patrick said...

Well, this is good, that proves that your morning wood has nothing to do with your M.D., unless it is suddenly cured. Moreover, why not? The saints can make miracles. It is even an absolute precondition for their canonization.
I think that it is rather the effect of an overexcitation that I can explain only by the fact of having reached 500,000,000,000,000 seen pages. Yesterday evening it was in your mind, and during the night it went down to sex where it has turned itself into a sexual overexcitement.
Nothing surprising, this makes this effect to all those who reached a so large number of seen pages.
Fuck, I wait my goddamn turn!!!
Unless that is due to "Super Tuesday"? 11 + 13 primary elections, twenty four in twenty-four hours. You can savor one of them per hour throughout the day. Who would not be overexcited for less than that?
With all this, I do not need to wish you a good day which I consider as a given fact, but that does not prevent me from sending you many bisous, my darling.

Ramón said...

Me excita a tope, el chico de la foto dos, con esa polla tan tiesa y soltando flugo... Lista para ser clavada.

LORD PATRICK said...

If only! Great post! Hot images as always! Take care! Hugs and Thanks, Patrick

AOM said...

"Cum on, baby, make me hurt so good" : ) That song ran through my head as I read your post today. I can't remember the last time I had a boner that was painful - but I do love waking up on those special mornings with very randy wood - those days I'm good for several wanks. Especially when they occur during that semi-conscious dream state in the early hours of morning. WoooF! One of those make love to the bed mornings. : ) Wishing you a BONERIFIC day, bro. Hugs, Licks, and Strokes, AOM

mistress maddie said...

Your right, they are so hard they do hurt. I get one at least once every week or two. I wonder why they get that,hard? I usually have to run one off twice to get it to subside.

Xersex said...

almost never it happens to me! only if I dream erotic situations, can have an sleeping erection that way. But sometimes when I have sex, my erection can go on for sure!

that one guy said...

I remember having "super boners" now & then as a teenager. I was one of those "45 minutes in the bathroom" guys when I'd get home from school. Ever since my early 20's, however, it gets soft right after I cum. I may get hard & cum again, but there's a soft phase in between.

whkattk said...

@ mistress - I'm not sure what causes a super-boner... I think I must go ask my urologist who sometimes answers these kinds of questions for me to post.

SickoRicko said...

Some great examples!