I wish that had been me yesterday, lounging around. But it was life that got in the way of posting. Too many things scheduled - some that I plumb forgot about and damn near missed. Mama said there'd be days like that. Mama was right. LOL.
We need variety in all things. After all, "Variety is the spice of life." That includes sex. New surroundings, new positions, new grips with new strokes.
One way to change things up a bit is to add toys.
A man wrote in to Dear Abby because he and his wife house and pet sit while their son and daughter-in-law go on vacation. The kids are having difficulty in conceiving, so they go off on a romantic adventure in an effort to enhance the chances. Mom and Dad go over to the house for a check. Dad sees "an anatomically correct toy" left out on the nightstand (he didn't specify what type).
And, evidently believing said toy is inhibiting conception in some way, he now wants to talk to his son about it because "they've always been close and gotten along well."
Abby basically tells Dad to MYOB. Guaranteed he is going to ignore that advice because the image of that toy is in his brain as a burning question.
What would you do if you were house/pet sitting and discovered a sex toy in a friend or relative's bedroom?
Would you say anything?