Thursday, March 16, 2017

The Mysterious Boner

Some of the most-read posts have to do with boners. Well, why not? This phenomenon is one of the most mysterious things in a guy's life.
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Not that they happen. The mystery is that they happen with such regularity. Day in, day out, morning, noon, and night. Regardless of age. As they old saying goes, "From womb to tomb."
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The mystery is that they happen with such spontaneity. At the weirdest times, wham! there it is. Hard and (sometimes) insistent.
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The mystery is that we have zero control over it. "It's got a mind of its own," really is true.

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This is why we should come to not only accept it, but embrace it.
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This mysterious functioning of the male body is buried deep within DNA. Yet, society continues to degrade it, attempting to make us feel a sense of shame and embarrassment. Do a Google search of "awkward boners" and among the 440,000+ responses is: "Boners of Shame: 20 Men's Most Embarrassing Public Erections."
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It's senseless. As a Faithful Reader wrote in a comment a few days ago, men have every right to be as proud of their bodies as women. The Cock Summit in Tuesday's post is for just that: To help men accept
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and take pride in their maleness. To celebrate it.
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Guys, do you hide yours, or celebrate it?

9 comments:

AOM said...

Excellent! If it is natural then there must be no shame. Should a plant be ashamed of it blooms? Great pix - definitely inspiring. Wishing you a BONERIFIC Day! Hugs, Licks, and Strokes, AOM

Patrick said...

Ah! You've said it all! Absolutely wonderful post!

SickoRicko said...

All boners are cause for celebration.

Xersex said...

my erection is not "spontaneous", but only related to sexual activity (also mental, aldo dremaning)

mistress maddie said...

If I get an erection I could care less. And if I have jeans on , I like my bulge in jeans and love showing it off. And if some enjoy the view all the better!

Fullmoonma said...

Celebrate = usually - always when I am alone, always when I'm walking in the woods behind the gay swimming hole

Hide = when I'm caught masturbating and don't want it to proceed to sex, when wearing spandex bike shorts (ride faster - there's no way to hide in spandex bike shorts!)

Still hoping for a boner = world naked bike ride

Fit Studs said...

Daddy #10 :) YASS!!!
And also the stud at #13, mmmmmm!

Jean WM said...

I didn't know this, but this should not be a surprise. Wear the Green tomorrow. Hugs and bisous.

A French Patrick said...

Happy St Patrick's Day, my dear Pat!

I checked my balls! As promised, and both to please you and considering that, after all, when we have fallen in love, we are no more quite their only owner. Everything is fine, they are two: so I shall be able to share.

You remember the scam that I received? After having accused me of a crime punishable by five years of prison and 75,000 dollars of fine, the swindler, who acted allegedly in behalf of Interpol, asked me for closing the case to send him 500 dollars to be sent to him by a means of payment allowing him to receive them in cash in his personal home... I let you guess where In Togo! I had no doubt at first, and at this time even less if it was possible.

Do you know what happens when you do a Google search of "awkward boners"? Google gives a list of the sentences where it finds these two words consecutive in this order, then the sentences where it finds them separated in the same sentence, then separated in two different sentences, then those where it finds only the first word in the alphabetical order, then only the second word. "Awkward boners" is very very far from appearing in all these 440,000 answers the immense majority of which concern "awkward" alone, what is very different. In fact, we have about only 175 entries more or less relevant.

Have a great St Patrick's Day and a wondrous restful sunny naked weekend, my darling.
Love, hugs and bisous, my very dear Jean.