With Your Parts Working

The final post of 2017. It's been an interesting year, to say the least. We've dealt with a man in the Oval Office who has (by current count) lied on an average of 5 times each day, spent approximately $92 million (of taxpayer dollars) on 112 golf trips to his own properties, thereby lining his own pockets; a large loss of respect around the world for our country; a severe ever-blurring of the separation of church and state by he and his Republican-led congressional delegation.... Oh, the list could stretch for pages and pages. But, we concern ourselves with more personal topics.

Here at Big Whack Attack, I choose to concentrate on promoting healthy attitudes toward male nudity, promoting acceptance of the normal functioning of male parts, education of things which can (and do) go wrong with said parts, and acceptance of the blurred lines of sexual orientation.

I hope I've at least partially achieved that goal. As we bring the year to a close and look forward, I thank all of the blog followers, all of my Faithful Readers who join the conversation with their comments and emails.

Have a terrific New Year's Eve. If you party, do so safely - don't drink too much alcohol.

If you do, please drink responsibly and don't drive.

Come back in January safe, in good health, and with your parts working as they should.

Welfare of Our Parts

The more we know about the workings of the equipment that has been bestowed upon males, the better off we'll be. That's why I love getting the questions, why I love the referrals to important articles and reports. They all assist in passing on needed information for the health and welfare of our parts.

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When people can report - even in the way of questions - there is an open and honest relationship with their sons, it gives me hope for the future.

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As French Patrick pointed out in his comment on yesterday's post, we can also damage our willy with too much jacking off if we aren't careful. We can literally rub it raw, leaving the skin of the shaft red and chafed. 

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As young men in the throes of hormonal puberty, we go at it day and night to relieve the insistent boners, to relieve the ache in the balls, to ward off a serious case of blue balls.

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 Honest discussions are what we need. Not strictly between parents and progeny, but between adults; friends and family alike. 

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Rather than closing things up behind the metaphorical curtain

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We need to bring it all out into the open.

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We'll have a more well-adjusted society. And, perhaps, emergency rooms and other physicians will see fewer incidents of trauma.

Broken Cock Vein

"My son came to me with a small blue-purple bruise on the shaft. It looked like a broken vein or blood vessel. Is this something to worry about?"

The cock is full of veins and vessels.

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These can break open and leave bruising just as any others in the body. So, yeah, it happens. There are numerous reasons we break the veins or vessels along the penis. Typically, this is from too rigorous activity. But, doctors report that the majority of injuries to our prized possession are due to masturbation.

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We just simply go at it too vigorously.

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Guys have popped the dorsal vein, too, which can develop a blue or purple lump - sometimes painful, sometimes not. These all heal - but, sadly, it takes abstaining to allow the pooled blood to be absorbed and the vein to heal.

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It's not anything to really worry about, if it's an isolated incident. If it continues to occur you might want to take him to his doctor.

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In the meantime, I'm going to suggest you get him some type of lube and tell him to use it generously when he jacks off.

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And tell him to use a lighter grip (the lube will help with that). If he's cut, the hand should slide along the shaft more than pulling the skin along it.

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And, for cryin' out loud, tell him to slow down!

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Season of Giving

A scheduled post.

I hope everyone had a most fabulous Christmas with friends and family, or spent the day exactly as you wanted. Personally, I would have preferred to spend it on a nude beach soaking up the sun and enjoying warm breezes. 

I hope you gave the greatest gift of all - sharing yourself. Whether that was in the form of visiting someone you hadn't seen in a long time, or assisting at a homeless shelter, or...

After all, it is the season of giving.

Since my wife had to work yesterday, we are having our Christmas today.