Monday, January 8, 2018

Good, Hard Morning

Not getting a boner when we want one can have a negative effect on us guys. One thing to check for, before getting too upset or worrying too much, is the morning erection.
When you wake and look down, more often than not, is your cock looking up at you and waving "Good morning, good buddy?"
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Our cocks can be fickle things - relentlessly begging for attention one day
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and ignoring our pleas for cooperation the next. 
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This is not at all unusual. Our physical health is a factor, but so is our mental disposition. Being distracted by other things can be a real dick downer. Oddly enough, sometimes we can overcome that if we give our brains over to the sensations.
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But, morning wood is still a good indicator of how we're feeling.
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Guys, how often do you have a good, hard morning?

10 comments:

SickoRicko said...

About once a week.

Cali-Boi said...

Great post! I rarely seem to not wake or go to bed with a hard on. I just ran one off at work. Working around other buff landscapes as that affect.

Patrick said...

Thanks for your visit and comment! Storms here overnight and still ongoing! Humidity terrible! Great post as always!

Xersex said...

Very rarely, only if I have some erotic dreams near my waking!

mistress maddie said...

Hope you had a great weekend. A morning with an erection is always a good thing!!!!!

A French Patrick said...

For me, in the morning, in noon, in evening or at night, I have no control in it and this doesn't really matter. When I get an erection, it is welcome, and if not, I don't mind, that will not spoil my day, it will be for another time.
But contrariwise if ever there were a time in my life to do something like what follows, it's right now and it's with no more delay that I wish you a wondrous day with lots of bisous, my darlings Jean and Pat.

Fullmoonma said...

Occasionally, a few times a year now, I'll wake from an erotic dream with long thick penis. Have to take more definitive action for morning masturbation. But I'm 75, and not surprised or disappointed. Actually I'm amazed on how often I can jack up a hardon and how long it can last - although I have to thank the Cialis folks for that!

Gabriel said...

I am happy to say that most mornings are greeted with an erection. And like you said in the post, I find that stress and a restless night are mainly the factors as to why there are days without a boner. May everyone's day be stress-free and erection-filled!

PaulMmn said...

My nookie days are over
My pilot light is out
What used to be my sex appeal
Is now my water spout.

Time was when, on its own accord
From my trousers it would spring
But now I've got a full-time job
To find the blasted thing.

It used to be embarrassing
The way it would behave
For every single morning
It would stand and watch me shave.

Now as old age approaches
It sure gives me the blues
To see it hang its little head
And watch me tie my shoes.

PaulMmn said...

My nookie days are over
My pilot light is out
What used to be my sex appeal
Is now my water spout.

Time was when, on its own accord
From my trousers it would spring
But now I've got a full-time job
To find the blasted thing.

It used to be embarrassing
The way it would behave
For every single morning
It would stand and watch me shave.

Now as old age approaches
It sure gives me the blues
To see it hang its little head
And watch me tie my shoes.