Tuesday, January 9, 2018

What's a Guy To Do?

Lordy! it's already been a weird week. Ever leave a meeting and, once you're in the car and on the road, think to yourself, "I really should have gone to the restroom before I left."? That was me.... I found myself in the position of stop and piss, or piss my pants. Luckily, a neighborhood park provided the place to pull over.
Round two of the winter crud seems to be dissipating. The coughing has stopped, the sinuses have cleared (for the most part, anyway) and I thought I'd finally get a good night's sleep. Ha!

The M.D. is always worse in Winter. The leg and foot cramps started around 6:30 last night and didn't let up until around 2:30 or 3:00 in the morning. Massage with the proper finish usually helps a great deal.


The ejaculation releasing the wonderful serotonin relaxes the muscles. I don't how long that chemical remains in the body, but it seems to stave off the cramps for two to three days.
But, we've had to put out so much money this past year, we can't really afford the cost of massage right now. Though jacking off helps, too, the arm muscles get too tight and sore from the stroking.

And, then proceed cramping. Thrusting into a sleeve creates the same issue for the abs.
What's a guy to do?


Xersex said...

wank is a good thing!!!

SickoRicko said...

I feel so badly for you Pat, but at least you never seem to give up!

mistress maddie said...

I have another of my tanatric massages this,week. I love my cock, but it always feels so good and relaxing when it's someone's hands.

Patrick said...

Big storms yesterday and rain this morning! Very humid! Great post as always. Trust warmer days will help.

Jean WM said...

Interesting that this is a winter occurrence. I did read somewhere that some pros think the flu season is in winter because people are inside and not getting sunlight which has vitamin D. Lack of vitamin D can lower your immune system, and a whole host of symptoms. Lack of calcium and magnesium is also a symptom of muscle cramping. Maybe your body is sending you a message. Hugs and bisous!

T said...

The bowels are not your friend when you get older. Public toilets I refuse to use them. If Im close to work I will go there or if not I would rather take a dump on the side of the road than use a public toilet (hand sanitizer is in the car at all times so is toilet paper). Your only responsible for yourself but unfortunately hygiene is not high on some peoples list.

Will use a public toilet to wash my hands and thats as far as it goes. The times where I have been in there hardly any of the idiots wash their hands before or after.

All the MD stuff and the medicine having days of no co-operation; you dont have grapefruits in your diet do you? Grapefruits wreak havoc with medicine in some people. Grapefruits great when your healthy; product of the devil when your not (and taking medicine to overcome whatever you got at the time).

Toys. There is much more out there than just a fleshlight.

whkattk said...

@ Rick - Thank you... I try to keep pushing on.

whkattk said...

@ T - I will use public restrooms ONLY to piss. Especially one in a park - those things are always so nasty. No, I never eat grapefruit. Don't like the taste. Give me examples of other toys, please, so I can pass them along to the readers.

whkattk said...

@ Jean - Yes, I spend time in the sun during the winter - purposely. I wish the Vit D, Calcium, and Magnesium levels were the issue. Cold temps make the Muscular Dystrophy flare. Oddly enough, so does extreme heat. I can't set the jacuzzi above 99 or 100F, otherwise the body begins to cramp.... Is it any wonder I keep telling my wife we need to move to the VI where it's more temperate? :-)

Anonymous said...

So sad to hear you are having to go through this. I volunteer to wank you so you can just lay back and relax. Wishing you better days. Hugs, Licks, and Strokes, AOM

whkattk said...

@ AOM - Finally! An offer of help... Whew, I was beginning to think that none of my readers cared.... LOL. But, seriously, thank you, my brother, and I wish you were close enough in proximity to do so.

T said...

Prostate massagers. Male specific ones; the female ones are shaped differently. They will still work but not to the extent of one for a male prostate. Vibrating fleshlights, the auto strokers (older ones do look barbaric..), vibrating anal beads, aneros (standard and vibrating) even different lubes (scents mainly). Plenty of stuff out there.

Whatever the girls have there will be a male version of it. Unfortunately mainstream adult retailers will market anything to do with the ass as a gay sex toy. Straight guys wont go near it. If they werent labelled as gay sex toys they would sell more than what they do.

The straight ones out there; when it comes to the ass 2 fingers is all it takes. Your not going to get stretched wide open. All a Doctor will use is 2 fingers. Use lube and an anal relaxer if your too scared.