Happy Solstice!
This message came in over the weekend and I hope the answer hasn't come too late.
"Summer is really bringing the unusual heat to our area and I have decided to check off an item on the bucket list. At long last me and a buddy are going to take the drive and hit the nude beach. we're both nervous as hell though. What do we do if we sprout?"
“With age comes wisdom, but sometimes age comes alone.” ~ Oscar Wilde.
It's a pretty typical concern for first-timers. And it's also a pretty common thing to happen the first few times a guy hits a nude beach. Whether it's a case of getting aroused by all the bared flesh, a bit of exhibitionism, or just having the sun and breeze on the goods, it happens.
"Erections happen. It's no big deal. There are two options for handling them. 1. Place a towel over it , or lie on your stomach until it subsides . 2. Get in the water. 3. Go somewhere and take care of it."
There is also a rule about no cameras. What with cell phones everywhere, you can pretty much expect being photographed at some point.
21 comments:
I don't think that people at a nudist beach would mind an erection.
I always take an erection as a compliment, but that's just me. ^_^
XOXO
The SF&F author L. Sprague de Camp, who along with his wife was introduced to naturism by Robert Heinlein and his wife, wryly comments in his autobiography that after about 15 minutes, the “issue” generally subsides.
All good advice.
Have been to nude beaches on both coasts. It just became natural to be nude with everyone else. In fact I felt out of place and was uncomfortable with clothes on. Did not sprout one even once. The host of this blog gives great advice if needed, Enjoy the freedom and don't forget sunblock. This is not a wiener roast.
Finally summer is here...let the nudity begin at the Woods!!!!!
I live pretty far inland, so I have never been to a nude beach. The closest I've gotten was Hippie Hollow, in Austin. Lots of nice cock, but I was with my sister's boyfriend so I could not do anything. Now, camping with my dad...hard cock was the norm. We were out in the boonies. The only ones around were the guy who owned the land (a long time friend of Dad's) and the Forest Ranger, who was't shy about his wood after he got used to us.
A naturist beach has nothing to do with hell, you just need time to realize that no one is paying attention to you.
Did you know that France is the first in the world when it comes to the number of naturists and the number of nudists?
Hugs and bisous, my darlings Jean and Pat.
Have a great day.
@ Hooter - Sunblock: Always! Good reminder. Skin cancer can develop on the cock, too.
@ Six - it is a compliment, isn't it? xoxo
@ Victorian - Given enough time, it will subside.
@ Maddie - How I wish I could be joining you!
@ MFP - It makes sense considering the weather in the south of France. Hugs and bisous.
Just think after this trip, you're going to be an expert. Relax and enjoy the weather.
hugs and bisous.
Great advice as always. Nude beaches are the bomb! Let the warm weather adventures begin!
The current heat would make me indifferent to any erections. In Europe there is immense heat and it hasn't rained for four months, at least in Italy. Glaciers, even at the North Pole, are disappearing. This is so worrying. The earth will end up roasted.
I'm an officer of a non-profit that owns a series of swimming holes on the Rock River in Vermont - the first is the family hole and people need to be clothed, but the others are nude. There's a public path along one side of the river and we ask that people avoid having erotic times in view of the path -"find a tree" is our motto - and there's a wooded area for this purpose. BWA's advice about boners is right on, and seeing one on the beaches is rare. I've noticed that guys in their 20's often wear skimpy bathing suits - I think to avoid sending an unwanted message when they get spontaneous erections. Not a problem for us oldies!
Why is that man doing poppers on the beach? So strange. The two don't go together in my world. Love all the photos. I did go to a nude beach and it was really underwhelming. Outside of Pahoa. A black sand beach. It felt overpopulated and not sexy at all. Kizzes.
There's always gay nudist beaches if you're worried about erections.
@ Xersex - It IS worrying. Mainly because too many people don't care.
@ fullmoonma - What a terrific expanse of riverbank - places for everyone to enjoy!
@ Upton - They can get crowded.... Maybe it's proof that clothing optional should be legal everywhere. Poppers can really be dangerous out in the heat; blood pressure is already upped with the heat.
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